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lirik lagu hair (parody) – bart baker

[intro]
(sean paul) i am sean paul i was big back in two-thousand three
(leigh-anne) how’d you get on my phone?
(sean paul) we used to date don’t act like you do not know me
(leigh-anne) what?
(sean paul) so now in order to gain relevance with teens, i’m gonna ruin your new song with my singing
(leigh-anne) god no!

[verse 1]
(leigh-anne) i call my squad
(all girls) hey
(leigh-anne) girls we got a problem
(all girls) what?
(leigh-anne) has been sean paul, is getting featured in, our new hit pop song hair
(perrie) that can’t be, it’s not fair, no…
(jade) check out his pics
(perrie) can’t believe you dated
(jesy) there’s just one thing to do now get wasted (burp)
(leigh-anne) this is like a nightmare
(perrie) hey look there, i just saw sean paul out there. i’m sure it was him i swear
(jade) i don’t see him anywhere
(sean paul) i hope they don’t look down here

[chorus]
(all girls) we’re just another generic pop group
(all girls) created and managed by simon cowell
(simon) my next cash cow. cuz one direction sucks now
(all girls) but good pop groups always have five members
(all girls) we’re just a low budget fifth harmony, like 98 degrees, was to nsync and backstreet

[pre-verse 2]
(perrie) pizza guy’s here!
ok

[verse 2]
(jade) why did we order; this many pizzas?
(perrie) hey it’s sean paul. ew get out you geezer
(all girls) this song’s ours get lost!
(sean paul) please let sean da paul be involved
(perrie) maybe if we; give ourselves haircuts; sean paul will not; recognize us; and he’ll get out our hair
(jesy) i’ll also cut down there
(sean paul) i have got to get in there; get my hands on all their hair; and cover my head that’s bare; so they’ll think i am younger

[chorus]
(all girls) three of us look like perky teenagers
(jesy) but i look like i’m at least forty one
(jade) because she’s my mom
(simon) shh, be quiet just act young
(all girls) who are you?
(sean paul) i am the electrician. i’m here to fix the electricity
(all girls) ew it is sean p! jerk get out of our song please!

[pre-verse 3]
nadadada dadada
nadadada dadada
nadadada dadada
nadadada dadada

[verse 3]
(sean paul) yo yo
(leigh-anne) leave us alone
(sean paul) why are you being such a hater?
(leigh-anne) you are trying to ruin our song
(sean paul) no, i’m in jamaica. as you can see im in a tropical location. i’m definitely not just hiding in your kitchen. if someone’s trying to get in your house it’s not me
(leigh-anne) then who’s the douchebag in my kitchen with a green screen
(all girls) that is the final straw you freak stop with the stalking!
(sean paul) don’t lock the door i just want your hair cos i’m balding!

[bridge into outro]
(all girls) we’ve got to call the cops on that weirdo
(911 operator) 911?
(all girls) this is an emergency! we need help, please
(911 operator) i am sending the police

[outro]
(cops) what seems to be the problem ladies?
(all girls) sean paul broke in the house to steal our hair. make him disappear
(cops) where’s he?
(all girls) he’s in there

- bart baker

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