lirik lagu uncle dad – big bisgo
this is a spoken*word poem by me
first name big, last name bisgo
*clears throat*
so one day i was walking out on the street
a*and i saw christopher walkin
so i went after him and said, “ey, yo wha*what up mai big boah?”
and he said, “wh*who the f*ck are you?”
so i punched him in the face and i ran away real real speedy*like
then exactly 16 minutes later, a white van pulled up to me
the doors pulled open and the man shouted, “ey, yo*yo kid, get inside we got candy an*and christopher walkin”
he thought i was a kid because cuz i was a 34*year*old baby*faced man with dwarfism
so i yellеd back, “ey, no, chr*christopher walkin’s a douchebag”
and the guy said, “eh*yo*yo*k we still have candy tho”
and i said, “eh*wh*what kind of candy?”
and hе*he said, “eh we got those little circle thingies that come*they come in the gingerbread houses”
and then i said, “eh*na*nah those things f*cking suck see ya later, nerd”
and exactly 9 hours later the same van pulled up to me and the man said, “e*ey we got skittles now”
and i said, “f*ck yeah” and went inside
and when i got inside i immediately got punched, and then i got tied up with a rope
and i saw christopher walkin in the corner he*f*probably f*ckin’ dead
called him a douchebag anyway
so this man came up to me and he told me to call him “uncle dad”
and i*i don’t know why, since he’s neither my uncle or my dad
so i got up and i beat the sh*t of him cuz he didn’t tie me up*and tie up my feet like a f*ckin’ bozo
i looked him in the eye and said, “where the f*ck are my skittles?”
he said, “we don’t have any”
and i said, “you f*ckin’ lied to me?”
and he went*he*this man, he goes, “yeah”
so i picked him up with one finger and i threw him through the roof he probably died from the fall i don’t f*ckin’ know i wasn’t paying attention
and i went up to the driver, and i told the driver, to gih*to call me uncle dad cuz i thought it sounded cool
and i literally ripped his f*ckin’ spine out of his body
so then i walked home with the guy’s spine, you know it was like 6 blocks, and i heard my mom yelling at my dad when i went inside
she went, “i*i cheated on you with your brother. that child isn’t yours”
and i realized the guy i threw out the window, he told me to call him uncle dad because he was my uncle and my dad
then i went into my room and i went to sleep
thank you for listening to my spoken*word poem
now get the f*ck out of my house
seriously get the f*ck out
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