lirik lagu elephant joke? – big black
ok there’s this mouse, and this elephant, and they’re strolling through the woods, right? ow! and this mouse and this elephant, are like, strolling through the woods. and the mouse gets stuck in the mud. ‘oh no, i’m stuck in the mud!’ he cries to the elephant
no wait a minute, i got it backwards, i’m sorry. ok, the elephant gets stuck in the mud, and he says, ‘oh eleph- oh mouse! friend mouse! i’m stuck in the mud! you must help me!’
and the mouse says, ‘alright, i’ll go home and i’ll get my bmw and i’ll come out here and i’ll tow you out of the mud.’
ow! that stings!
so the mouse goes home and gets the bmw, comes back, throws a rope around the elephant, drags the elephant out of the mud. the elephant says, ‘i don’t know what i can ever do to repay you’ and the mouse says, ‘oh, you’ll think of something some day.’
anyway, then they were walking again, through the woods. the forest. and the mouse gets stuck in the mud. the mouse says, ‘oh friend elephant, i’m stuck in the mud. you wanna help me?’ and the elephant says, ‘i’ll unfurl my m-ssive member, and you can climb up my shaft to safety.’
so, the elephant drops his d-ck into the mud. ow that hurts! and so the mouse grabs the d-ck, climbs on up the d-ck, jumps on the elephants back and they march off through the forest, happily ever after
the moral of this story is, with a big d-ck you don’t need a snappy car
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