lirik lagu comedy can be dangerous – billy crystal
[verse 1]
comedy can be dangerous, my friends, i’ll tell you
when you make kids laugh and giggle, they could split a gut
with a chortle they could crack up, so beware, there is the chance
you can make a kid laugh so hard that they could pee their pants
fall out of bed and hit their head while rolling on the floor
their body shakes, their sides will ache, they’ll laugh until they’re sore
there’s a funny bone, a danger zone that’s someplace no one knows
if you hit that zonе hold the phone ’cause milk shoots out thеir nose
[verse 2]
kids’ body parts are fragile, so be careful not to scoff
see, a funny joke can actually make their heads and b*tts fall off
jokes and gags hit ’em hard with punchlines, so i’ve read
that could leave a kid in stitches or even knock ’em dead
[outro]
knock knock
who’s there?
police
police who?
police end this song
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