lirik lagu number two – blip
[verse 1]
i’m sitting there playing poker
with four dudes who are heavy smokers
ate way too many burritos
ten prunes and a bag of fritos
yesterday i think someone slipped laxatives in my drink
like an hour ago i ate like five cans of beans
my stomach ain’t agreeing with me
i need to use the restroom
i sharted a bit when i stood up
i waddled to the toilet to clean myself up
i believe i’m gonna be on this toilet all night
[chorus]
gonna be going number two
dropping a fat deuce
gonna be going number two
gonna be in the restroom forever
don’t go into that room
for about a week or two
’cause i’m going number two
[verse 2]
been here for about an hour
spraying perfume the scent of flowers
i don’t know what to do
there’s no toilet paper
what’s wrong with you? (i used the cat)
first forty minutes diarrhea
next five constipation galore
the smell is burning my eyes and nose
the paint is peeling on the door
i’ve been sitting here for two days straight
[chorus]
gonna be going number two
dropping a fat deuce
gonna be going number two
gonna be in the restroom forever
don’t go into that room
for about a week or two
’cause i’m going number two
[verse 3]
oh wow, finally done
went through twelve cans of freshener
didn’t work (oh well)
walk out with some cr*p in my pants
tried to wash but there’s still cr*p on my hands (ew)
walk out, what do i see?
the dog’s dead, two guys dead, the rest left
police show, i’m hiding from the fuzz
they’re wearing gas masks, they’re k!lling all the fun
the wall is rotting, the ceiling’s falling
the house collapses, am i dead?
[chorus]
gonna be going number two
dropping a fat deuce
gonna be going number two
gonna be in the restroom forever
don’t go into that room
for about a week or two
’cause i’m going number two
[outro]
going number two (going number two)
going number two (going number two)
going number two (going number two)
going number two (going number two)
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