lirik lagu microwave popcorn – bo burnham
[intro]
could you turn my headphones? turn up my head**or
i’m the only one in here, so, i’m gonna turn up my own headphones
for myself, thank you, you’re welcome
[chorus]
tryna make microwave popcorn
in a microwave
i am on that wave, i am on that wave
tryna make microwave popcorn
[verse 1]
i take the packet out the plastic (takin’ out the plastic, brrt)
reading the directions on the back of the package (ooh)
orville redenbacher, you’re a savage (you a savage)
so let’s get crackin’ (tryna make microwave, ayy)
i put the packet on the glass (what glass?)
the little glass dish in the microwave (got it)
i close the door (which door?)
the door to the microwave! what is wrong with you?!
you follow all the rules when you’re a studious guy (step one)
insert the packet, set the power to high
cook for one and a half minutes to two and a half minutes (mm, kind of a wide range)
[chorus]
tryna make microwave popcorn (bippity bippity bop)
in a microwave (brrt)
i am on that wave, i am on that wave
tryna make microwave popcorn
[verse 2]
the popcorn’s done (thank god!)
i open up the door, i take it out
ah, godd*mn, that’s hot (super hot!)
makes sense (i burnt my fingies)
i open up the packet (the packet)
it smells smoky and the kernels are black, sh*t (no!)
i burned it (no!), i burned it (for real?)
yes, for real** do you think you’re helping by saying all this? (tryna make microwave)
i’m givin’ up (i’m done cookin’ popcorn)
i’ma eat a bag of skinny pop (it’s already popped!)
i look back at the microwave, wait a minute
how’d i miss this b*tton? there’s a b*tton and the b*tton says
[chorus]
“popcorn” (oh, no!)
on the microwave (there was a b*tton that said popcorn?!)
i am on that wave, i am on that wave (i shoulda hit that b*tton)
tryna make microwave popcorn (tryna make microwave) (jiffy pop)
in a microwave (guys, stop) (micro, wave) (agh, got a kernel in my throat)
i am on that wave, i am on that wave (everyone’s talking at the same time; can everyone just shut— shut— shut up!) (christmas ornaments) (movie theater b*tter)
tryna make microwave popcorn
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