lirik lagu diet song – bobby bare
breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast no b-tter no jelly no jam
lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks no booze no potatoes no ham
dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried no gravy no biscuits no pie
and this dietin’ dietin’ dietin’ dietin’ sure is a rough way to die
so p-ss me a carrot stick peel me a prune a gl-ss of skim milk and that’s all
turn off the tv for the big mac commercial it’s drivin’ me right up the wall
and i’m thinkin’ of french fries sausage and waffles spaghetti and cookies and cake
and each night i’m dreamin’ of chocolate ice cream
and i’m starvin’ to death when i wake
[ guitar ]
supper two pieces of cauliflower raw some beefsteak the size of a nail
one sliced tomato a small dab of slaw i swear i ate better in jail
stop eatin’ that pizza right under my nose girl that’s the least you can do
put down that candy bar while i’m singin’ i’m starvin’ my pants off for you
you’re fixin’ the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes
but it’s bouillon and water for me
hey you got a lock on the refrigerator lord knows where you’re hidin’ the key
while i’m starvin’ for food late at night i’m starvin’ for lovin’ from you
but you say that when i can see my own d-ck you’ll be glad to look at it too
so p-ss me a carrot stick peel me a prune a gl-ss of skim milk and that’s all
you and jane fonda and old richard simmons are drivin’ me right off the wall
now when i am dead with the insurance paid you’ll look down at me and you’ll grin
you’ll say well the boy tried and he suffered and died
but don’t he look good when he’s thin oh my
and this dietin’ dietin’ dietin’ dietin’ sure is a rough way to die
lirik lagu lainnya :
- kumpulan lirik lagu egs › lirik lagu pillangó ajtó – egs
- kumpulan lirik lagu moon hee jun › lirik lagu 내일이 찾아오면 – moon hee jun
- kumpulan lirik lagu chara › lirik lagu 青い鳥 (aoi tori) – chara
- kumpulan lirik lagu rxphy › lirik lagu let’s go to the moon – rxphy
- kumpulan lirik lagu elevated horty › lirik lagu when heroes fade – elevated $horty
- kumpulan lirik lagu audrey sherman › lirik lagu 1% of their heart – audrey sherman
- kumpulan lirik lagu kevin quinn › lirik lagu temporary love – kevin quinn
- kumpulan lirik lagu bliss remains › lirik lagu when you’re missed – bliss remains
- kumpulan lirik lagu shriekback › lirik lagu space in the blues – shriekback
- kumpulan lirik lagu keon › lirik lagu run in – keon