lirik lagu i’m a minor v2 – boidavidman
[intro]
(minors!)
i’m rappin’ in e major (i got keys like a locksmith)
dream is fappin’ it to a minor (why would he jerk off to a key?)
i’m heteros*xual (*weird laugh*)
i will not wager (man this dude g*y as h*ll)
but i got fetishes (i goon on the regular!)
like bondage to a binder
[chorus]
i get those goosebumps every time, yeah (it’s lit!)
when dream messages me
on snapchat (who the f*ck uses snapchat nowadays?)
i’m a minor
[verse]
minor inconvenience, no repentance (i didn’t do it!)
dream is in preschool takin’ attendance
[verse 2]
kittеn 1, kitten 2, kitten 3, kitten 4
oh no, thеre comes the swat
busting in, through my door (i’m over here strokin’ my d*ck)
[chorus]
i get those goosebumps every time, yeah
when dream messages me (wait, this drop goes crazy)
on snapchat
i’m a minor (weezy outta here)
[verse 3]
minor, major, pentatonic, lydian (phrygian!)
oh my god, dream just wished that he could be a kid again (please molest me, dream) (yes)
no, wait, i misheard it (dyslexia is swag)
he said he wished he could cum in a kid again (man this sh*t go crazy)
[skit]
yeah
your bed looks dumb
it’s really uncomfortable
what’s those crusty ass staaains?
were you eating mac and cheeeese?
no, you were fappin’ to theeese minors
[verse 4]
dream hears of anyone above the age of 12
and his p*n*s’s blood pressure goes down below the mariana trench
microp*n*s action when he thinks of anyone below the age of seven (this dude likes babies!)
[outro]
i don’t know what to put here
so here’s, like*
a sound effect (*synth bass sound effect*)
and here’s another one (*rattling sound effect*)
and then another one right here (*double beep* wake up, filthy)
and then here’s where the song is gonna end (the allegations are true!)
i’m gonna molest a baby (weezy outta here)
yoo this sh*t go craazay
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