lirik lagu one quarter viking, three quarter’s pussy – brian posehn
long swords, viking ships
endless battles and tales of yore
my nordic ancestors
had battle axes and looked like thor
never swung a sword
or a battle axe in my life
but i sure as h*ll
have gotten a mani*pedi with my wife
i’m a mess
my nordic folks would k!ll me
because i might be
one quarter viking, three quarters p*ssy
these sons of odin
fought bears and f*cking conquered sh*t
i’m fat and if i held a sword
i’d probably stab my tits
i’d be so raped
and pillaged in my viking village
if i was chased
i’d get caught and blood would spillage
i have pot tits
amon amarth would hate me
because i ma be
one quarter viking, three quarters p*ssy
i’m a fat sh*t
my grandma would hate me
because i might be
one quarter viking, three quarters p*ssy
on a viking longship
i wouldn’t last an hour
any word of battle
i’d sh*t my pants and cower
i’m a mess
my nordic folks would hate me
because i may be
one quarter viking, three quarters p*ssy
i’m so f*cked
my nordic folks would k!ll me
because i may be
one quarter viking, three quarters p*ssy
i’m a fat sh*t
my grandma would hate me
because i might be
one quarter viking, three quarters p*ssy
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