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lirik lagu are you gluten free? – cr1nge warning

are you gluten free?

[intro]
howdy partner, today we’re gonna do (do*do*do*do)
a little something i made up just for you (you*you*you*you)
it’s really easy for both you and me (you and me)
today we’re gonna be
gluten free

[chorus]
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?

[verse 1]
if y’all don’t know about this new trend
it makes you healthier so tell all your friends (unless you have none)
you can’t eat the bun but you can eat the burger
the best way not to gain weight is to leave grain on the back*burner

[chorus]
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?
[verse 2]
gluten’s found in most shampoos
but you can still eat honey like you’re winnie the pooh (oh bother)
do you have to kick chick*fil*a? uh huh
but this diet don’t prevent you from the soup part of the pho

[chorus]
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?

[verse 3]
ey, join me
be gluten free
that means no more unhealthy bread, no panini
no spaghetti, save calories
you don’t need to get fatter you’ll be so skinny

[bridge]
gluten is your enemy
gluten free is the remedy
even if you can’t eat wheat
you can still eat sesame
towards gluten i feel absolute enmity
your penalty for eating gluten will be being sick
you’ll need therapy
[chorus]
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?

[verse 4]
vegan, vegetarian
if you don’t listen to me
you will be running in
saying yo cr1nge
this is real scary*
i feel worse when i eat gluten
than i do with dairy!

[chorus]
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?
hey, you there!
are you gluten free?

[verse 5]
fun fact, i really ain’t the only one
one percent of americans avoid gluten
people are gf from dubai to brooklyn
throw away that wheat grain and then boom, you’re done

- cr1nge warning

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