lirik lagu truth or dare 2 rap battle – crazymariobros
[mario:] alright, guys
so, we need a quick way to end off this battle
so, what do we do?
[bowser:] well, we could do a rap battle
[mario:] huh, yeah, that is a pretty smart idea
alright, 3, 2, 1, go!
well, alright
you’re not ready for this
looks like all i have to do is diss
so, what do we got?
two turts and a scaredy*cat
well, that’s easy
time to reinvent this rap!
[luigi:] mario, you’re wrong
you’re so self*centered
your entire face should just be censored
all you ever do is pick on me
god, it never feels like i’m evеr free
so, i guess it’s time to get my rеvenge
to expose you, now
luigi will avenge
you’re conscious about your receding hairline
[mario:] luigi, we have the exact same hairline
[luigi:] oh, uh
yeah, i kinda forgot that we were related
um . .
uh, just*just*just forget about that!
[bowser:] luigi!
you’re an embarrassment to society
literally anything makes you drown in anxiety
do you want to live? you don’t have a will
you’re so anorexic, just stop and chill!
[luigi:] oh, boy, the fat turtle, what can you say?
there’s countless evidence proving you’re g*y
you break the scale with your infinite weight
time to end this off
woo*hoo, checkmate!
[mario:] ugh, you suck at roasting, just get a life
no wonder it’s so hard to get that wife
you see, i’m the master, i’m great with romance
while you just sit there and ruin your one chance!
[bowser jr.:] heck, yeah!
my first line in this rap
it’s time to show what i have, ya scr*p
you’re so freakin’ chicken, just go to the pool
then afterwards, i’ll take you back to school
[luigi:] hey, wait a minute!
what happened to this battle?
since when was this just a luigi rattle?
i’ve had enough, my true colors come out!
[mario:] yeah, we get it, you’re g*y
no need to shout
[luigi:] grrr, that’s it!
you know what i have?
[bowser:] not a good phone, for sure
that won’t cut it, pal
[luigi:] it’s surely scary, you all have to fear!
[bowser jr.:] god, luigi, shut up!
stop chugging your beer!
[luigi:] i’ve had enough of all the teasing
i’ve got something that’s surely pleasing
a piranha plant, just as a gift
can they hear me?
uh, yeah, go drift!
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