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lirik lagu lazy – cruger

yo, give me a couch;
b-tch! i don’t sit down i slouch!
p-ss me a chair;
i’ll lie down on it!

put me in a bed;
you won’t get me out of there
’till i’m hungry;
then i crawl down the stairs!

to the kitchen;
f-ck dinner! make pudding!
did i say make?
i ain’t cooking!

eat it raw!
i don’t even ‘wanna use my
t–th or jaw;
i need a straw!

rest my feet on the table
use a wheelchair to get around;
i’m not even disabled!
bust boxer shorts
and only have trousers with expandable waists to keep my hands down it!

got to be trackies!
as long as they’re baggy; i’m happy!
(tempted to start rocking a nappy!)
but no one won’t change me!
21 year old baby; i’m so lazy!

i don’t ‘wanna get up and do sh-t!
(i just ‘wanna stay here and do this!)
i’m lazy, i’m lazy; oh baby! uh uh!

i’m so lazy
i don’t ‘wanna get up and do sh-t!
(i just ‘wanna stay here and do this!)
i’m lazy, i’m lazy; oh baby! uh uh!

(yeah)

i like beds, duvets and quilts;
pcs, tvs, games and films!
munch, plus; get me a beer!
why leave? everything’s here!

yo
it’s the dopest;
sit on sofas
i never leave the house;
i’m the opposite of homeless!

who’s running it? who’s running it?
there ain’t enough hours in the day to do nothing in!
eat sh-t everyday and still stay thin!
thank god i’m not fat; cause i hate gyms!

lazy bum!
house remains a dump
i never have parties;
it’s just always in the state of one!

r&r, can’t be -rs-d;
to function
rather do nothing, than something!

loving the lazy life;
i stay inside
it may be wrong, it may be right!

i’m so lazy;
i don’t ‘wanna get up and do sh-t!
(i just ‘wanna stay here and do this!)
i’m lazy, i’m lazy; oh baby! uh uh!

cause i ain’t ever had a job in all my life!
and if i had one; i probably wouldn’t like it!

yo
so i’m gonna be as slow for all my life!
cause at least i know, that i like it
just like this; so lazy!

- cruger

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