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lirik lagu world’s best dad – da gunt

world’s best dad lyrics
[intro: da gunt]
i’m your host ethan ralph
the gunt
the one and only motherf*cking diabetic richmond pimp

[verse 1: da gunt1]
i’ve been looking for a b*tch that doesn’t want a big package
i’m a pretty big disadvantage
should have just raped a dumb b*tch in an alley
instead i f*cking imported this b*tch from cali
let’s be honest who the f*ck else would have me?
motherf*cker’s gotta be deaf and blind, someone that’s never been happy
or be out of their mind, i’m talking mentally damaged
carrying around three hundred pounds of her dad’s baggage
no average b*tch, mother f*ck marriage
i’ll only have kids with a trashy white fat b*tch
who’ll eat, f*ck and give birth on the same mattress
where my dear mom and dad did
remember what the therapist man said, supress the sadness
don’t be scared of this fat f*cking misogynist
but even a b*tch that’s sick of d*cks
can hop on the gunt quick and sit on my transgender cl*toris
point the other way, let me sniff that ass
so i can see the disappointment on your mother’s face
when she sees that i didn’t put on a rubber hey
now she’s got a couple r*t*rded grandkids on the way
can’t believe she would wilfully get this f*cker laid
what’s wrong with our god d*mn junkie daughter’s brain?
d*mn i wish there was another way to explain
i just don’t want this b*tch to run away!
[chorus: da gunt]
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
kinda like the f*cking dad i never had
*son, you’re gonna be b*tt f*cking ugly and fat*
i know for a fact ’cause i’m the world’s best dad
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
*like a f*cking million times better than matt!*
you’re gonna learn to be a false flagging f*g (like me)
‘cause i’m the world’s best dad

[verse 2: da gunt]
the doc said it was fetal alcohol syndrome
all i did was feed her alcohol
no more thumb in the b*tt, wanna murder this sl*t
too d*mn weak to be a wife beater though
so i’ll just leave her at home looking after the greta thunberg clone
that fell the f*ck out of her hole
d*mn son from the second i saw you i knew
you’ll ain’t gonna have no more than a one digit iq
that’s two digits more than your f*cking dad could do
motherf*cker i’m about to flip, i’m so mad at you
shutup kid you’ll be fine
maybe you’ll live long enough to see your mom commit suicide
god d*mnit faith you’re not going anywhere god d*mn it, i’m f*cking serious b*tch!
get your ass in the bas*m*nt, get your ass naked
say it you filthy shackle wh0re, say it!
[chorus: da gunt]
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
kinda like the f*cking dad i never had
*son, you’re gonna be b*tt f*cking ugly and fat*
i know for a fact ’cause i’m the world’s best dad
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
*like a million f*cking times better than matt!*
you’re gonna learn to be a false flagging f*g (like me)
’cause i’m the world’s best dad

[interlude]
h*llo?
matt what’s going on baby?
who’s this? this is ethan ralph man, what’s going on? i just figured i’d drop you a line here
see how things are going

[verse 3: mc jarbo]
oh boy, you know you f*cked up bad b*tch when baked alaska’s
playing the gunt and the gunt’s like n*gga cut that cr*p quick
and i’m thinking to myself as i my the kids in
how can a f*ggot so fat have such thin skin?
how can a guy who can’t get my ass out of his head
blow smoke out of his assh0l* like f*cking tobacco
have the nerve to call me a fat joke
when b*tch you need a f*cking backhoe to get out of bed
[chorus: da gunt]
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
kinda like the f*cking dad i never had
*son, you’re gonna be b*tt f*cking ugly and fat*
i know for a fact ’cause i’m the world’s best dad
i’m gonna be the world’s best dad
*like a million f*cking times better than matt!*
you’re gonna learn to be a false flagging f*g (like me)
’cause i’m gonna be the world’s best dad

[outro: dame pesos]
you f*ckin’ f*ggot!

- da gunt

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