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lirik lagu how michael rosen beat shaq – dathings

[intro]
and it goes, and it goes
and it goes a little something like this
hit it!
come on
and off we go

[verse 1]
brian, check out, guess what happened to me
(another crazy story, come on mickey)
i was hanging at the court, just playing some ball
working on my game (yeah, we heard it all)
i heard the fans screaming, i thought it was for me
but then i saw a shadow, it was 12 foot 3
it was shaquille o’neal (what? what did he say?)
(how ’bout some one*on*one, you wanna play?)
i told him why not, i got some time
but when i beat you real bad, try not to cry
(please michael, are you for rеal?
one*on*one with shaquille o’nеal?)
yeah, 34 center from the l.a. lakers
(you must’ve been nervous) i knew i could take him
stared at shaq to psyche him out
i said o’neal, you’re in my house now
start the game the whistle blows
pay attention close ’cause the story goes
[chorus]
it’s like boom (boom)
i put it in the hoop
like slam (slam)
i heard the crowd screaming
out jam (jam)
i swear that i’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how i beat shaq
boom (boom)
i juked and jived
like slam (slam)
i hear some people shout
jam (jam)
i swear that i’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how i beat shaq

[verse 2]
so check it out, i thought i had the lead
but then he started scoring mad points on me
i was scorin’ jack sh*t (was he hitting all the shots?)
i knew that there was a way that i could make it stop
i had a plan, i could change the pace
i said, “yo shaq you didn’t tie your shoelace” (what?)
he looked down, i stole the ball
i popped out my head and said, “now watch me, y’all!”
a 3*pointer, nothing but net
come on shaq, had enough yet?
down by two, i’m catching up
i guess he’s getting nervous ’cause you know it ain’t luck
[chorus]
it’s like boom (boom)
i put it in the hoop
like slam (slam)
i heard the crowd screaming
out jam (jam)
i swear that i’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how i beat shaq
boom (boom)
i juked and jived
like slam (slam)
i hear some people shout
jam (jam)
i swear that i’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how i beat shaq
’cause that’s how i beat shaq

[bridge]
dunk after dunk, jam after jam
cheerleaders are screaming (michael’s the man)
dunk after dunk, jam after jam
cheerleaders are screaming (michael’s the man)

[verse 3]
announcers were shocked, couldn’t believe it was real
(i can’t believe a poet just stuffed o’neal)
one more second, was all that remained
i put the ball up, i put him to shame
you may think i’m mad, you may think i’m crazy
but the ball went in, then he cried like a baby
sorry shaq, i should’ve let you win
you’re good too and we can still be friends
the fans went nuts, they put me on their shoulders
and i hear a funny voice, it sounds like my mother’s
“get up for school, you’re gonna be late!”
mum! can’t you see that i’m playing a game?
“how you could be playing if you’re still in bed?”
“wake up! wake up!” she shouts, “your goldfish is dead!”
oh, no! it was all a dream
and lydia, my goldfish, is dead, it would seem
if it was a dream and it wasn’t real
how’d i get a jersey with the name o’neal?
balam*bam*boolah, balam*da*diddy*boom!
[chorus]
(boom)
i put it in the hoop
like slam (slam)
i heard the crowd screaming
out jam (jam)
i swear that i’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how i beat shaq
i juked and jived
like slam (slam)
i hear some people shout
jam (jam)
i swear that i’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how i beat shaq

[outro]
heh…
anyway, thank you shaq for being such a good sport!
and thank you, aaron carter for all the laughs and great music
rest well, my guy

- dathings

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