lirik lagu florida man song – day by dave
[intro]
florida man!
[verse 1]
lewd acts on a flight to boston
alligator possession
five hundred k
stolen cryptocurrency
homemade gadgets hacking gas pumps
steals ambulance, drives into the mud
sale of monkey
to a celebrity
[chorus]
florida man, yeah
everybody’s heard them
the tales and the stories
of the florida person
everything and anything
they defy general logic
florida man:
novel or psychotic?
[verse 2]
valuable turtle stolen
driving down the highway on a lawnmower
dressed as spiderman
doing roof power*washing
attackеd by a florida squirrel
naked down the highway on a bicyclе
calling the police
for some liquor and ice cream
[chorus]
florida man, yeah
everybody’s heard them
the tales and the stories
of the florida person
everything and anything
they defy general logic
florida man:
novel or psychotic?
florida man, yeah
everybody’s heard them
the tales and the stories
of the florida person
everything and anything
they defy general logic
florida man:
novel or psychotic?
[bridge]
i just wanna know
mr. florida man
ooh
i get stuck in a port*a*potty
i just wanna know
mr. florida man
ooh
why do my toes feel wet and soggy?
i have a lot of questions
like why do you break into my restaurant?
to play bongos and eat ramen?
and why do you steal some sausage?
i find it so confusing
that you try to shoot a hurricane
and i find it quite amusing
you went to apple, tried to sue them
[chorus]
florida man, yeah
everybody’s heard them
the tales and the stories
of the florida person
everything and anything
they defy general logic
florida man:
novel or psychotic?
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