lirik lagu oopsie doopsie (funny poop song) – diamond dragon
[diamonds, diamonds and more diamonds]
[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p**pie x8
[verse 1]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p**pie
who’s your big i’mma ask you to loosy goosy
ate fast food so my p**p is extra goopy
watch out, the plumbers union tried to sue me
[verse 2]
no tp, use a towel
i’m a p**p god so bow
make the whole block smell foul
with all this p**p in my bowels
[verse 3]
every toilet i clog
steady droppin’ them logs
got the dang p**p that loud
livin’ them p**p like a hog
[verse 4]
your b*tch see me with my p**p drippin’
yeah i p**ped my pants, like mind your business
never seen a p**p addict? well, bear witness
you not feelin’ my p**p smell, well, good riddance
[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p**piе x8
[verse 5:guy 2]
whew, that the way that it droops
shoots out of the ass
pass gass by thе scoop
salivatin’, have it your way
you g*y can’t brace our sh*t
sticks all up in your business
that’s what i want, you got what i want
froot loops, p**p loops
eat about a f*ckin’ scoop, oops
give you extra with a lextra
chose a mixture of it all
the food that i ate
great at the time
not at all now
at the stall
callin’ at your mommy y’all
femme ’til i deliver to double duce, the chattel b*lls
[this is a certified p**p classic]
[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p**pie x8
[verse 6:guy 3]
ay, gotta go run the bathroom
pee and poo
ate way too much chinese food
with the kind that’s soft
with the kind that cause
my p**p in my pants
so they don’t get clogged
[verse 7]
made it to the loo and i gotta doo doo
falls to the floor like i caught the flu
clear my bowls of this foul voodoo
make the whole bathroom smell like kathmandu
[verse 8]
beep*boop*bop and then the p**p drops
i had the whole bottle of hot chili sauce
got some on the floor, wipe it down with a mop
i feel good when i shartin’ out the sauce
through the crack in my ass yeah it’s got a nice touch
the poo’s so big the water splashed to my nuts
go back downstairs to my girl, she’s dutch
wipe my hands clean, give that b*tch a flush
[chorus]
oopsie doopsie i just took a p**pie x8
uuh, uhh, p**pie
uuh, uhh
[clears throat]
p**p
[guys laugh]
yo yo yo yo, uh uh uh uh
oh wow, way to be immature, guys
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