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lirik lagu vlad the impaler vs ivan the terrible – epic fanmade rap battles of history

[intro]
epic rap battles of history
vlad the impaler
versus
ivan the terrible
begin

[verse 1: vlad the impaler]
ah, ivan the terrible, we meet at last
i have a fondness for torturing, so start running fast
i stuck sharp sh*t through people so they called me the impaler
you gave your daughter a miscarriage? ha, what a failure!
one wrong word out of you and you’ll be hung, drawn and quartered
more people look up to me and i’m three inches shorter!
people will laugh as vlad tp’s your castle, it’ll be great
you’ve got nowhere to go, grand prince, checkmate!

[verse 2: ivan the terrible]
i’m the tsar of all the russias, from moscow to wallachia
you’ve only rapped one verse and the audience already hates ya
maybe you’re just jealous cause i get so many chicks
but the look on your face says “i vant to suck ivan’s d*ck”
i’ll unleash my wrath on you while sitting on an ivory throne
you better watch out, cause i’m still sane enough to pwn
if i can turn a state into an empire, i can turn you into pulp
you say you’re not scared of me, well then what was that gulp?
[verse 3: vlad the impaler]
your rhymes are what’s terrible, mr. paranoid pr*ck
a sane man wouldn’t dare try to mess with my clique
i’m the scary one here, yes, bram stoker chose right
the new, less stupid cause for your death will be vampire bite!

[verse 4: ivan the terrible]
and a sane man also wouldn’t believe in that sh*t
hearing you rap is a pain in the neck! ha! get it?
you suck, if i were you i’d escape into the night real quick
squeal, pig, admit it* your ass just got kicked!

[outro]
who won?
you decide
epic rap battles of history

- epic fanmade rap battles of history

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