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roxanne wolf vs loona - epic rap batles of history lyrics

[intro]
epic rap batles of history
loona
vs
roxanne wolf
begin!

[verse 1: roxanne wolf]
you’re messing with the best! there’s no way that you’d stop me
cross me and you’ll come up short like moxxie!
you’re not glam, you can’t rock with roxy
this canine’s better on a hook than foxy!
i thought i was through with brats, but here comes you
last time i checked, cerberus had three faces, not two!
you gave a nice little speech about respecting your dad
…and then you immediately kicked him in the nads
whoever made you a receptionist must be the craziest
you can’t handlе the front desk or handle a rеlationship!
that bad attitude should get you put on a leash, b*tch!
i’ve got that h*llbies bite, these shots will leave you speechless!

[verse 2: loona]
sorry, but who the f*ck is this poser?
some hair metal s*xbot for freaks to drool over? (ugh)
pass me a bottle of beezlejuice
i absolutely cannot deal with this b*tch sober
man, i don’t even know where to start
when your ass got crashed by a mario kart
and then they took you apart, left you blinded and broken
now you’re scr*p that’s worth less than freddy fazbear tokens
but i guess that matches your self*esteem
like who the f*ck made the first body*dysmorphic machine?
put you on fazerblast, freeze you in your tracks with a glitch
why don’t you run back to your dressing room and cry like a b*tch?
[verse 3: roxanne wolf]
how’d you come in here hungover but still got no bars?
it’s like you’re back in la the way i’ll leave you seeing stars! (haha)
you can’t outplay me, we’re not the same!
i’m up on stage every night! when’s the last time you sang?
i’ll notch off more than your ear if you don’t go ahead and zip your lips
the only time you’re sick is when you’re diagnosed with syphilis
doomed to stay alone as a pathetic friendless orphan
f*ck adoption, you should’ve been put up for abortion!

[verse 4: loona and blitzo]
alright, who’s this b*tch harassing my loony toony?!?
i’m fine! she’s the least threatening mutt since scooby
this loo loo land reject can’t even entertain us
she’s probably got more bugs than her f*cking game does!
quit acting like a queen bee, you’re a spineless pansy
with verses filled with more fluff than cotton candy
now i’ve left you in ruins, dropped the mic harder than cassie
for all i care, the both of you can go rot in that trash heap

[outro: announcer and wolf choir]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap batles of*
awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
history!

- epic rap batles of history lyrics

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