lirik lagu carl johnson vs patrick star – epic rap battle parodies
carl johnson:
yo, look at this crunk sh*t, i’m battling a pink blob
watch me pull out my gun, pop pop, just like cod!
i’d rather play panoramio than watch your d*mn show
think twice before f*cking with the homie from the grove!
your humor’s outdated, what, are you living under a rock?
oops… i didn’t realize you were that dumb, i forgot!
your own neighbor hates you, man, when will you be done?
h*ll, your only f*cking friend is a drugged up yellow sponge!
patrick star:
yo, my name is patrick star, i can play instruments
wait… is mayonaisse an instrument? no… ridiculous
i’ll send you to rock bottom, so suck my yellow head
after i win, i’ll stick a golden star on this pr*ck
you’re just jealous, ’cause i’m squidward, i’m squidward, squidward, squidward
you’re just stupid like texas, i’ll shrink you likе wumbo, you nerd!
i’m underwaaaater b*tch, you look likе some steam
when you lose, just do what i do when i have problems, scream!
carl johnson:
yo homie, you’re just angry ’cause you can’t see your forehead!
frankendoodle bowled off your head, but at least he gets more head!
b*tch ass*hole, you look like some pink jelly
i’ll murder you like i did to freddy
alan, andre, little weasy, jizzy b
kane, lance, bone mendez, with a t
snakehead, witness, edward, and benny
big poppa, melvin, and mother f*cking marco forelli!
patrick star:
you’re uglier than the ugly c*ntitty named d*ckle the nickel
and your d*ckle has more warts than kevin the pickle!
you’re just jealous ’cause i’m squidward, i’m squidward, i’m squidward
you’re just stupid like texas, i’ll shrink you like wumbo you nerd!
i’m the star of this battle, i’ll stab you like a needle
and i’ll ride victory like a pirate ship, leedle leedle leedle!
once there was an ugly barnacle named carl
he was ugly that everyone died…. the end
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