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lirik lagu justin vs zander vs nathan – epic rap battle parodies

justin:
after a long period of not being active on your channel

your first order of business was to drag me to this battle

so allow me to spit disses ‘gainst your know*it*all prattle

and after this fight, try not to tattle to your skype cattle

put down your god complex and listen to this
if you knew how to communicate, i wouldn’t get p*ssed

our series is dying, you’re not even trying

but go ahead and spit your verse; if you’re not already crying

zander:
gotta admit, we knew each other quite fast

took 5 seconds to know that you’re a pain in my ass

from screaming at your dogs, to not improving your range

and then 4 years later, and you still never changed

still got no mojo, least you stopped with the ho*hoes

but with the way your show goes, inconsistent like your logos

here’s something quite sad, but please, no more tears

if i hadn’t trolled your ass, you wouldn’t have a career

justin:
it was you that kickstarted my career, that’s right
but i took your ungrateful ass in and brought you to the spotlight

yeah, i cracked a whip on you back when i was in charge

cause you kept slacking around like a fat tub of lard

i was the one that brought the fame to the channel, ya follow me?

get it through your skull that people subbed for quantity, not quality

i’ll continue rising up, while you struggle to stay relevant

so f*ck you, f*ck your crew, and f*ck your series’ “development”

zander:
yes, what a success, but i wouldn’t feel bold

if my entire fan*base consists of 9 year olds

and bringing up creativity? you certainly lack it

with my fifty plus cuts of you acting like a spastic

and this view wh0re, gets ps4’s to his doors

can’t even write your lines, so we end up writing yours
but hey, we finally settled this 1v1

nathan, for once, get your f*cking job done

nathan:
zander, stop your banter

you’ve said the same sh*t you did the last year

and it hadn’t even been relevant the past year

you ass, h*ear, that’s what your battles sound like

you asked what i thought of it, didn’t ya?

don’t worry i’ll take it and remake the mix to fix it up

which is what i’m doin when you think

i’m screwin around; procrastinating. and

shootin a round; m*st*rbating

i could do your job better than you when my brain’s off track;

sedated. and you say you the master who made this?

what a fib, what a lonely kid

who’s only p*ssed cause he knows

justin and i co*owned it. we bros with no hoes

so we spent our time moldin and sculptin it

loathed in the slow process, man, it was so lit

then you came in, and took a sh*t all over it!

zander:
that statement is history, like a stevie smithsonian

did pretty much nothing, yet claimed that you were owning it

and after our show, you crumbled quite fast

went from okay flow, into mumble rap

justin:
pretty ironic zander talks about people doing nothing

and owning it; you self aware or something?

should’ve known these motherf*ckers would f*ck my legacy up

now bow down to your rap daddy and give this buck the succ

nathan:
justin? i’ve already busted his nuts in

in 2016 by a landslide, it was nuttin’

mmm, he loved it, and i’ll do it again to spill something;

like his fans do his work for him and they’re paid, umm, nothing!

justin:
you think your relevance breaks out being in this crew?

i mean, f*ckin’ h*ll, you’re smoking more than i do

a bi joke? you tried, bro, bein’ somethin’ you’re not

with those =3 rip*offs and subscriber*viewing robots

zander:
jmb, smoking weed, everytime that i see you

hypocrite, i mean, you’re smoking more than most do

this isn’t the first time i’d give y’all a piece of my mind

diss you both once again, why would i wanna be on your side?

matthew:
*loud fake cough*

zander:
okay matthew, no one thinks that’s funny

matthew:
umm, i don’t really give a sh*t or anything, zander, but, okay buddy

erbparodies, you inspired erb of cartoons

but it’s clear, this mista is more talented than all of you

even though you’re adults, you guys are not very bold

so prepared to get dissed by this 16 year old

you guys get fame, got many fans that are watching

then died when justin p*ssied out for not playing cawthon

it’s so bullsh*t, how i bust my ass to bring quality content

in my bas*m*nt, and i’m outshadowed by this sh*t no one wanted

jmbent out of shape, in this rap duel, i’ll k!ll yo

i’m f*cking you up worse than your worn*out d*ld*

zander says i’m “wanted for bad guest stars” that can’t spit one

at least they can respond unlike jt machinima!

zander:
no need to be a p*ssbag about this battle

claiming i’m dead, well let’s look at all 3 of your channels

candy battles aren’t tasty, creepypastas are lazy

and your superthings series is the reason i’m crazy

matthew:
call ‘em dead all you want, but combined, we’re not the same, z

without us, you’d be cumming with jacob on the count of three

you already know i’m spright, don’t go ask for a refill

‘cause i’m k!lling you faster than the steve vs joe sequel

nathan:
your content is distasteful. i’m astonished at the pace you’ve grown

i could flow better than you when i was bling face oohh

they hate when i sing, but oohhh matthew

you’ve got a beard and still make cartoon rap battles, move past dude

matthew:
off*flow*vost is what you’re known fo’, oh no!

if a bling face*off is what you want, let’s go!

tryna step to me will make you wanna spit again later

unscripted disses i’ll dump like all your money from maker

justin:
f*ck you matthew, with your gall to call us p*ssies

crying like a little c*nt while you and zander playin’ footsies

starting bullsh*t with the group, then he races when i move in

that attitude comes with two faces and two chins

matthew:
yeah, no sh*t i f*cked up, but let’s look at your mistakes

lost a girl ‘cause you hid behind a fake account? nice job, mate

bow down to your new prince, don’t mistake me for toontits

it’s best to get back to your discord you diss for, b*tch!

zander:
you guys hear this kid? i can’t stand his lines

nathan:
should we kick him out?

justin:
we won’t have to hear his whines

justin, zander, & nathan:
matthew, no offense, but we’re not giving you any slack

matthew:
hey, f*cking stop, and add me back!

call an erbparamedic! these b*tt buddies are smoked

looks like i’ve taken the top spot, yeah, that’s all folks!

justin:
oh great, just what we f*cking needed…

frenzy:
what we needed was a reason to stop listening to you four

you’re gonna wanna nuke yourselves when i kick open the door

argue all the d*mn time with lines that make me wanna hurl *ew*

along with someone who thought everyone was trying to steal his girl

with a knife in my back, i’m still out here dissing all of you

after i wrote justin’s battles i bet he wants my lyrics too

busy joking bout my race, but i’m ahead of the curve

cuz this latino, yo, will make the color leave from these nerds

i’m redeeming cartoons that took matthew years to do

it smells like someone shat on your battles, oh it’s probably you

justin with little effort and zander looking mighty clueless

i’m just saiyan, it’s prius and not pruis, ya dofus

zander:
good one frenzy, now you’ve made me unhinged

with the billy numerous times you’ve made us all cringe

frenzy:
i’m not listening to a kid who never got sun*kissed

i’m actually shocked that you could finish these battle rap lyrics

matthew:
okay frenzy, while you focus on your fecal raps of horror

the only thing you did for me was change the d*mn password

frenzy:
the actions i that took were encouraged by the group

looking at season 1, you wanna call my series p**p?

justin:
good thing i collect water, we got a thirsty man up here!

you can diss me all you’d like, but you’re still wishing we were queer

frenzy:
getting jealous over girls, thinking i’m doing bad stuff? dude we might as well call you the little boy who cried “cuck”!

nathan:
believe it or not, when you feelin up on stevie’s c*ck

ehhh, i didn’t give a f*ck, at this point, it’s being blocked

frenzy:
you’re the only one here who’s actually been arrested

but you were still a better boyfriend than that f*cking meth head

multisupervids:
sorry about that, guys, but all your bullsh*t makes me smile

you know staying out of your fights was never really in my style

began as a fan on the wiki, but now my plan comes to fruition

destroying you fanmade f*cks to end captain coder’s mission

was brought here from justin’s fallout and it still makes me hostile

considering after three tries, it still sounds awful!

i’ve tried to lend you all advice, but i’m at a loss of what to say

when half you babies lose your sh*t because i breathe the wrong way!

when everyone makes my complaints a chore

it’s a good thing i’m used to horror lore

‘cause all your whiny sh*t could make a guys mind snap

from the discord chats to jose’s cr*p

your rebel groups and va wars

but yeah sure i’m the drama wh0re

so go ahead and p*ss and moan some more

i’ve already heard it from all of you before

frenzy:
when you tried to get me kicked no one stood by you, boii

isn’t it bad enough you irritate people with just your voice?

multisupervids:
keep going on about the wolf pack, and how i’m so evil

at least when i animated for you, i didn’t steal from other people

nathan:
man, what do you know about criticizing a project, multi?

how bout creatin some content ‘fore you go makin a comment? low*key

multisupervids:
oh nathan, everyone here already knows you’re a giant pansy

‘cause you haven’t punched this f*cker for that one time he got handsy

zander:
rawr, it’s big bully multi, trying to spit a good flow

if there were multiple of you, the entire world would explode

multisupervids:
go ahead and cry again like the last time i hurt your feelies

dissection ain’t required to see you butchered this series

matthew:
p*ss off moldy*personality*vids, yea, ya know it’s true

i’ll get a multi*k!ll, once i go and f*cking strangle you

multisupervids:
nothing’s safe from your grubby hands, you’ll regret being an imposter

when i end your career in cold blood like a sh*tty creepypasta

justin:
nearly five years later and your ass is still acting bitter

it’s no wonder that i ditched you to go hang out with twitter

multisupervids:
despite your b*n*r for fnaf, there’s no joy in your creation

and you’re such a little b*tch, you couldn’t even be on location

seth:
trololololol, nah, this one’s very real

but ironically, you all act like you eat f*cking happy meal*

joey:
yo, i’m linked to the community, but at least i ain’t dead

‘cause zander, i stay on fire like i’m ghost rider’s head

*joey cutscene*

seth:
all of this bullsh*t’s why i’m here to spit this

been rapping out dipsh*ts since before i used bitstrips

but i gotta give you some credit zander, ‘cause you know

i cancelled irb, but your series is more in the hole

justin, i’m gonna be blunt, no, not the kind you smoke

not everything revolves around you and your fanbase is a joke

my perspective of you, it got a little bit bendy

when you pumped out scum just because it was trendy

matthew, your early works were really d*mn painful

multi’s almost as *n*l as zander and justin are nasal

frenzy, everything that comes outta your mouth just sounds dumb

f*ck this, i’d rather listen to nathan’s cover album

zander:
seth, your album is wack, and your face makes me sick

cover of the book? more like cover up that sh*t

seth:
i got the b*lls to do the things that i want to do

not nestle all my days away in my bedroom

multisupervids:
crying from all this drama, does your healthcare cover tissues?

no schedule plans, kid fans, man, i marvel at your issues

seth:
ah shut up, multi, i won’t be put on your leash

rapping me when a desk is the only thing you can defeat!

nathan:
what are your allergies actin up? you sound nasally and congested

you couldn’t last against me in this battle with your best sh*t

seth:
nice lines, bucktooth. you know what? f*ck you!

the re*cover album? guess what? it sucked too!

frenzy:
here’s something you can zombiel!ck, you comic book pr*ck

from opposite ends of the border but i’m above your bullsh*t

seth:
scoot it, naruto dude, here you’re the caboose

takes you so long to upload, how’d you think you wouldn’t lose?

matthew:
i don’t true believe this freak with t**th looking like peanuts

the worst representation of canada ever since liam!

seth:
who let the squeakers in? ah sh*t, it’s just matthew

couldn’t tell from that cr*p you spat worse than a rap duel

harrypotter2875:
clear the stage for the headlining act of this rap brawl

i’m surprised i’m here this late, you guys don’t matter at all

you know, without the wiki and me and zander’s troll there

erbp would be absolutely f*cking nowhere

and yet i’m disregarded, despite all of the cr*p i do

why did i even write this verse? you’re probably gonna scr*p it too

it’s quite the shame you’ve let my talents go to waste

i’d think someone who understands flow would run this place

and don’t think my use of historical figures is lame, team

don’t forget, i had hamilton rap before it was mainstream

i’ve torn the house down by the hairs on my chinny*chin*

chin, it’s clear i win, i’ve blown you all into oblivion

zander:
you suck up to every crew, but worst comes to worst

got on erb, but really “erbp did it first”

jacob:
this ginger p*ssy sure takes after his pet

read my lips: your raps are worse than that beard on your neck

frenzy:
you need to quit with south park more than you need to shave

don’t forget, that’s twice you needed me to be a slave

jacob:
boo hoo, you had to animate png’s

step to me and you’ll get slayed… tv!

multisupervids:
you guys remember fred v. carrie? have a seat and i’ll enlight

how’d it die? a hairystalker2875

jacob:
multi’s back to mumbling and i’m feeling the tension

keep spitting, soon enough, we’ll need another intervention

seth:
you’re history, sz, and i’m not the first that’s said it

but stop slaving these squeakers and learn how to f*cking edit!

jacob:
there’s tons of sh*tty soundcloud singers, why am i facing this one?

you nitwits coming after me reminds me of a witch hunt

matthew:
it’s pretty sad when i can’t deliver your edits, you lose your cool

over a series based on the most boring subject in school!

jacob:
i was a whiny little kid but it’s not like you’re any better

and i wouldn’t have been “made” if you had actually put in effort

justin:
oh, shut the f*ck up on effort because can’t you see

we do all of that for you but it’s not good enough for your ocd

jacob:
since i use fictional characters when sp*wned by their creators

i’ll make sure to use you and your social sk!lls later

mancha:
alert! alert! my drama buzzer’s gone berserk

when i face the biggest hypocrites to call themselves “mature”

my content’s all sansational, but your channels are doomed, for

you call yourselves driven but can’t even take an uber!

despite my subscriber base, i know you’re envious of me

but even i cannot re*animate a dead community

and as the greater creator i’ll actually release a video

with four hundred thirteen reasons why all of your f*cking series blow

that’s it, you c*cky c*cks, you’ll pay for your crimes against my art form

pushing the allegory further while you’re d*mned to just the sordid norm

i’ve got your seven sins in hand, you just need to do the math

leave you six feet undertale, and that’s on top of a wrath

by the way, don’t forget to support me on patreon

zander:
you actually showed up for once? wow, what a sight

and i won’t lend you any cash, when all of your battles byte

mancha:
don’t talk sh*t about my series, you forgot your end is near

when you haven’t released a thing on this channel in almost two years

justin:
let me slide into this beef like your sh*tty pngs

while your rap factory’s churning out hyper hypocrisy

mancha:
justin, cut the cr*p, since your twitter’s fallen to sh*t

i’m just surprised you didn’t try to drag bendy into this!

nathan:
i listened to your lines and i’m surprised, sherlock

you sure know a lot for someone i’ve never heard talk

mancha:
don’t act like that, you all know it’s easy to reach me, nate

literally all i know about you is that you procrastinate!

frenzy:
your announcer is enough to make me rub my eardrums

think your lines are any good? desite! you’re pretty dumb

mancha:
quit jacking off to smite, don’t think that you’re standing tall!

‘cause i’ll order pizza and make you pay for it all!

matthew:
just like your visuals, i’ll be leaving you looking frozen*stiff

b*tch, i’ll forever be the better animation artist

mancha:
you really need to speak when you whisper on the verse

i’ll forever be the better steven universe

seth:
with puns and meme culture you’re way over obsessive

i’m canadian, yet you’re the one who’s more passive aggressive

mancha:
i’ll bitstrip you of your ego, man i thought you were my friend

but i’ll kick your ass later when we rap battle again

multisupervids:
here’s a hard truth to you, deaf dude, to make your pride unravel

your mixing makes friction battles of cheese graters and gravel

mancha:
shove it, monkeysupervids, you don’t know jack about this game

dude, half of your career is roles that i asked you to play

jacob:
it seems in making fiction battles, you’ve wound up detached

you stole a line from erb and yet expect to win this match

mancha:
if you casting me as asian characters seems like the craziest

look at your finishers and editing! now that’s what i call laziness!

hunter:
lazy is dead, now my role has been rewritten

crazy how im spittin against cancerous kids who can’t listen

i’mma kidnap these children and stuff their vocal chords inside my kitchen

i’mma fidget like bridget, sh*t glitches enjoys messing with b*tches who seem to waste their time doing the same sh*t!

real talk, this series will end the same way it started:

unoriginal and basic

rlyoshi:
unoriginal? yeah, that sums up everything this crew has produced

they’re either sh*tposting, spreading rumors, or dishing out harassment and abuse

now the hunter’s become the hunted; lazy does well to describe your raps

but credit where it’s due: at least you’re not a little kid who tried to base his channel on minecraft

ivo:
oh i’ve been dissing you since the start of your days

then went off to parties and p*ssy, while you were stuck on ground base

now i’m back on rock bottom, dissing grown*ass bronies…

one of the last on a list of flow*less erb*phonies

b*lo lorbes:
new challenger approaching, yeah, the b*man is here to express out some rage

won’t need a rap rant or a full diss rap to prove to you how i was made

i’m a theatre kid, and i’m tellin’ ya’ll, to act your age, it’s like you’re in first grade

all this drama is the reason i keep losing inspiration into cancelling my series since you b*tches can’t think straight!

hyperjacob96:
you guys think that you’re better than each other? let me say this right now: none of you are that great!

anything you guys do, i can do on my own! i don’t need any help with anything i create!

never been in this series, but it’s good that i haven’t, ’cause it’s always been a piece of sh*t

with only tiny improvements every once in awhile, but will never match up to my level of g*nius!

liam:
hanging up my green screen, hey, it’s been a long time! didn’t know i’m back? well here’s a fact, i’ve had time to think, like what a huge mess you can’t clean up, guys, you’re delusional, you’ve snapped i’m over this community, i’ll snuff your torches quicker than a group attack!

anthony:
pretty low lyrics for someone of such tall stature!

i should slice you up, stuff you up! make new plushes out of you b*st*rds!

i honestly looked up to you guys, i’m extreme*ly dis*satisfied!

after all this time you’re mocking me, i’m glad to see this series die!

vinny:
get this plush obsessed nasally voiced f*ck finally to stop talking

like villagers vs sims, it’s time to make room for the real king

i’m finn*ished with you anthony, you’re the community meme!

i’d rather watch zack’s battles before i’d ever watch erboextreme

stofferex:
ehhhh, shut up doc, your notoriety’s nothing next to me

you’re an emo teen who plays siivagunner memes to try and fill up your dead livestreams

you bickering c*nts, make my mind up, to never come to america

i can say after voicing tons, that none of you have any character

metalfireva:
thanks for the shout out multi, at least i don’t fight people on discord

stoff, you really helped me, before you didn’t take 6 months to f*cking record!

they’ll go epic rap battles offf? after i beat you guys down!

stick to being dead on youtube while i go and take the sound crown!

yobar:
unfinished lyrics
… is the reason my face is…

so pathetic, your bickering has more meaning than your raps

you’re tools and parodies with no substance whatsoever

got exposed by my fellow french community member!

adam:
i’m f*cking tired of you all acting like you’re on some high horse

when the reality is, you’re worse than f*cking infinite source!

like when justin couldn’t fit in his pants, you’re all stuck in the past!

and when you step in my path all you’ll feel is my wrath!

mat4yo:
unfinished lyrics
… and thank you for tuning into this episode of chisel this, i’m mat4*

froggy:
alright, that’s enough you guys. froggy’s back from the dead

and i’ve been listening to every single word that you’ve said

this needs to end. we have to stop this feud

because right now this battle feels even longer than season 2

what started as a small tribute has transformed

into a rap empire, saturating more and more

think about it, just look at how far we’ve come

our highs and lows, since vault boy vs phelps 1!

we were just kids in the dark, way before we jumped the shark

justin, nathan and zander, you were there from the start

you planted the seed, our legacy, this community

will never leave our hearts, it means the world to me

for half a decade, we’ve been doing the same thing, yo

that’s why this battle is a metaphor for us letting go

‘cause it’s our childhood, and i know that it’s scary

but we’ll move on together! we’re forever a family

and no matter all the battles, fights and wars that occur

just remember that we’ll never truly leave each other

because one day when we’re grown up and settled with families

we’ll look back and think of erbparodies

and remember a piece of us all that won’t diminish

because this group is still growing and won’t ever be finished

we all have our faults, so let’s accept that and end this

remember why this all started, everything is for our friendship!

- epic rap battle parodies

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