lirik lagu private ryan vs nikolai belinski – epic rap battle parodies
[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
nikolai
versus
private ryan
begin
[verse 1: nikolai belinski]
i’m drinking vodka tonight, after i knifed you to pieces
i’m shooting zombies, you’re shooting prayers, jesus
you’re not a soldier, james, you f*cked up for your whole team
i’m a russian, you’re a private with too much self asteem
i will john h. mill you into pieces, demon sp*wn
trust me, you’ll be dead before the break of dawn
you guys won the war, well i don’t give a cr*p
no vodka for you, but i give you free b*tch slap
[verse 2: private ryan]
calm your russian ass down, i ain’t a zombie, you know
i’m private ryan, belinski, and i’m here to steal the show
you’re a stupid alcoholic, so you better run and hustle
at least i have friends to get saved by, you’ve been chosen for your muscles
i k!lled more jerries in one day, than you’ve k!lled zombies in a year
when the zombie dogs come ’round, your black heart gets filled with fear
i’m not an ordinary private, nick, all your money got stolen
you’re a russian pr*ck, with a small d*ck, gettin’ down with richtofen!
[verse 3: nikolai belinski]
tell me, does it hurt when i punch you in the belly b*tton?
just like my first wife, i shall k!ll you with my shotgun
this is what i call goulash, all the blood and gore
you look scared francis, never seen a real man before?
you were married to one woman? pfff i’ve had nine
normally i’d drink vodka, but not this time!
you would taste so much worse than a quick revive
just like any private, you’ll never make it out alive
[verse 4: private ryan]
hear that nikolai, the beat’s slowing down
cuz i don’t need no sound to kick your ass outta town!
man, you’re so cool, k!lling all your wives…
i was a hero, who got unlucky while saving millions of lives
we’ll set you up, like we did to the half*track of the germans
i can bet my family, all your wives looked like cindy sherman
you just lost this battle, like you lost every game
i’ll give you such a hard beating, you’ll never forget my name
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies (epic rap battle parodies)
epic rap battle parodies (epic rap battle parodies)
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