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lirik lagu simon cowell vs gordon ramsay – epic rap battle parodies

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
gordon ramsay
vs
simon cowell
begin

[verse 1: simon cowell]
time to spit rhymes so fiery, you’ll be letting out a howl
cause this p*ssy chef is about to get some one*on*one time with simon cowell
you can’t cook sh*t, even if it’s literally a big steaming pile of t*rds
you’re from shakespeare’s hometown, but you’re terrible with words
i’m rich and influential, you can’t buy me, calm your racket
why are you yelling at chefs when you couldn’t even win a black jacket?
i f*cking hate you and all your shows because it’s just an act, your
rhymes suck, but i got what it takes, i guess you could say i have the x factor
[verse 2: gordon ramsay]
jp, open h*ll’s kitchen, it’s time to smash in this assh0l*’s jaw
what the f*ck are you doing, syco? your rhymes are f*cking raw
oh, i’ve seen your shows, you’re not a judge, you’re a first*class whiner
get your act together, d*ck*face, this isn’t a f*cking fast food diner
i’ve written tons of books and been on sh*t*tons of shows
red or black? pfft, it’s not like i’d expect you to f*cking know
you married a make*up artist? what the f*ck is wrong with your face?
evidently, britain’s got talent, just not in your case

[verse 3: simon cowell]
what in the bl**dy h*ll was that? that was dreadful, my god
not to mention you go apesh*t over one raw piece of cod
i don’t mean to be rude, but your rhymes are utter trash
calm your ass, you don’t need to yell 24/7, you’ll still earn cash
shut up, wh0re*don ramsay, and for god’s sake, quit your b*tchin’
quit trying to rap, just grab a tampon and get back to the kitchen
your restaurants don’t have such great reviews, uh*oh
and your raps are just so d*mn awful, even paula would say no

[verse 4: gordon ramsay]
me, awful? you can’t even tell if someone can’t sing
if i can fall off a cliff and live, your rhymes won’t do a f*cking thing
by the end, you’ll be ill, no divo, understood?
go back to banging fat susan with your little piece of wood
you say you’re better than me but i must make a correction
how can anyone speak positively of you? you created one direction
now that you have been defeated by the one and only gordon ramsay
p*ss off, get the f*ck out, you’re done, okay?!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies
epic rap battle parodies
epic rap battle parodies

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