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lirik lagu danganronpa vs. the originals – epic rap battles of bruh

[verse 1 * adolf hitler]
as a n*z*, it’s my grand order to bring your final fate
so as the hitler of all hitlers, i’ll win this for hitler’s sake
you have a good ost? you must be sharing that fat bong
run you over while kyoko is in the back like “can we listen to trey songz?”
yes i am guilty of committing mass genocide, but come on dude
you simped for a whole chapter, i only k!lled six million jews
i know you’re full of hope, but here’s something you can consider
change your name from makoto naegi to makoto naiger!

[verse 2 * makoto naegi]
time to have a trial, i’ll be the one executing you
it’s punishment time, when i beat your ass like you beat the jews
no that’s wrong, you didn’t beat anything except your meat
died and left your crew like “oh sh*t, hitler got kicked from the elite”
i’d say you took the blue pill, but no, those were some blue bullets
it’s obvious, at the crime scene, you k!lled yourself with truth bullets
monok*ma! (yes, c*nt?) i think i’ve finally got this mystery
hitler died for some titties in liberty city

[verse 3 * osama bin laden]
whenever you see saihara, i bet your d*ck gets hard
ultimate supreme leader? ha! more like ultimate r*t*rd!
go speak to kaede akamatsu, because you need piano lessons
please check out our sponsor, raid shadow legends
danganronpa version three? now that is just bizarre
not even i have seen something blow so f*cking hard
kokichi being crushed? now that’s what i call pog
now i’ll choke you out like mak* …did i just cut off?
[verse 4 * kokichi oma]
i’ve got my f*cking hands up, i’m not starting this sh*t
reddit tells me you’re the assh0l*, you are a f*cking b*tch
i have a gun (gang gang) and i will pull the trigger
against this all*righteous self*justice terrorist, you f*cking n*gga
call you the floorboards because i will leave your ass cracked
i’ll give you props for 9/11, but you bombed on this track
i’ll counterstrike you with rhymes, and that’s not a lie you f*cking kike
shoot your ass when i hit you with a let’s play copyright strike

[verse 5 * joseph stalin]
when i play danganronpa, i turn on auto*scroll
i’m a communist, so i won’t be giving any of my reddit gold
to this c*ck jock boytoy, to his basic b*tch sonia
i’ll take her and your mom, i’m the real ultimate breeder, yuh
this track is a cold war, call it 45 years of spit bars
i spit disses harder and colder than my prison bars
tried spitting a bl**dy tampon, what came out: a red mist!
before you die, have you heard of this guy named pickle rick?

[verse 6 * gundham tanaka]
driving into this battle, blasting sh*tty*g from my truck
i’m gonna cuck stalin like he’s that mechanic f*ck
did you take too many chungus pills, you fat motherf*cker?
how’d you get so big, you been drinking bruh*tter?
chapter 3 was pretty bad but, not my bird
yes i know of pickle rick, stupidest sh*t i’ve ever heard
i’m going on home, and chugging a beer
well, at least kim jong un isn’t here
[verse 7 * kim jong un]
my name is kim jong un and i’m from vietnamese
call this battle reality because we are both about to be deceased
communism for north korea, and communism for all
i was very concerned when questions were asked regarding your c*ck and b*lls
my name is b*lo lorbes, so get ready for my review
a leader, breeder, robot, and hope? what is this, world war 2?
kim jon uno*dos*tres, that is how long you have to live
excuse me my good sir, i must go and take a quick p*ss

[verse 8 * k1*b0]
how much food does your country have? very few
i whipped out all my guns and shot up the hope’s peak school
nuke you on this track before you can get any stricter
i will definitely put my robo*cannon inside your little sister
according to my detailed *n*lysis of battle raps
the terminator is dead, and he will never be coming back
i think that you are honestly very* [censored due to north korea]

[verse 9 * mao zedong]
how about you stop your b*tching, and bow down to mao?
since you’re all f*cking simps, i’ll be your winner for now
i am the best while you are f*cking disabled
i might be stuck in the closet, but you’re stuck under the table
i’ll beat these anime assh0l*s with my great wall of raps
robots don’t deserve rights, and that’s a rock fact
mao mao, pow pow, i shoot up b*tches with the gun
i will torture you because, torture is fun!
[verse 10 * fat byakuya]
mao zedong can suck my mao ze*dong
your verse only proved that communism is wrong
you can call me hitler, ’cause i’m murdering this jews
you’re all losers, do you want a picrew picture too?
when i diss your stupid ass, you’ll scream and riot
and you’ll go, “real mao lines haven’t been tried yet!”
i might be fat, but you’ll have a heart attack, put an end to this investigation
even the ultimate impostor can’t impersonate your r*t*rdation

[verse 11 * ho chi minh]
you wear an eyepatch? ha! [?]
you’re getting burned, just like a (bruh) flag
i spit sick bars, you walk straight into my trap card
’cause i rap hard, while this kokujin is just a r*t*rd
i am the main protagonist of the vietnamese
i’ll chop you like the marines, and eat you like cheese
f*ck you, kuzuryu, i’ll squash you like a fly
my heart stopped beating in 1969

[verse 12 * fuyuhiko kuzuryu]
the pink prankster (uh), the pink panther
my name is fuyuhiko, and i am a gangster
let me tell you something, ho
i don’t like commies and i don’t like you
you’re an asian, can you even drive cars?
i be shooting people, you only lose wars
suck my ho chi dihk, i will leave you bleeding red
just like pekosong, my girlfriend is f*cking dead

[verse 13 * saddam hussein]
i am a communist, yes, but at least i’m not fat
i will give you the one*two saddam hussein b*tch slap
president of iraq, why don’t you pick up my calls?
get on your knees and suck my crystal b*lls
my dad owns fortnite, i’m powerful, shouldn’t be provoked
known for smoking dope, but you’re the one getting smoked
made it to the end of the game? well, that f*cking amazes me
these voices, these voices, they’re driving me cr*ayy*zy

[verse 14 * yasuhiro hagakure]
wait, i’m william? please don’t check my tweets
i’ll have you smoked like weed, uhuhuh… weed…
f*ck…
waaant some, bruh?
i f*cked up, stuck up, truck uh, f*cka, cucka
bucka, chucka, sucka, mucka, aucka, yuh
dude, i’m high as f*ck, man, i just need to go
d*mn, yo… f*ck

- epic rap battles of bruh

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