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lirik lagu squidwards suicide vs dead bart 1 – epic rap battles of cartoons

epic rap battles of cartoons
squidward’s suicide
versus
dead bart
begin!

[verse 1]

dead bart:
you’re dead, squid, like your music career
i guess you can’t hear you suck cause you don’t have ears
you got a watermelon brain, and a d*ck for a nose
i’m gonna stomp you flat, like all your music notes
i bet the only reason they found you on the bed
is that you never had a b*tch to blow your clarinet
you can’t come back cause you’re already dead
and in the end i’ll leave your easter island head beheaded
[verse 2]

squidward’s suicide:
i would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl
i can break a window from a plane so you can fall
n0body cares if you’re dead, with your bl**dy corpse
with the stretching and blurring making it look deformed
i committed suicide because i can’t stand your sh*t
and homer made a joke because he doesn’t care about you b*tch
the drawing hyper realistic looks f*cking lame
why do you have to f*cking mess around on the f*cking plane?!

[verse 3]

dead bart:
the way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying
and the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes
you can’t rap at me cause you make no sound
but you can show 5 frames of dead kids found
i would tell you to k!ll yourself, but you beat me to it
your chance of winning ain’t your clarinet but you still blew it
don’t you dare stare at me for f*cking 3 seconds
and i might’ve died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!

[verse 4]
squidward’s suicide:
your mystery was found because of f*cking stalking
and a black screen with a download link, i won’t be installing
when you died, the homes were f*cking abandoned
you were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded
your family was staring at you like “thank god!”
the tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on
the credits were silent and handwritten bullsh*t
and the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!

[verse 5]

sonic.exe:
ready for round two? hehehe, let’s go
i’ll show you two sh*tpastas that you’re just my hoes
d*cknose, you aren’t scary, suicide’s not exciting
just play my game if you wanna see frightening
bart, you’re a disappointment dying without style
motherf*cker, i’ll leave your wrecked ass like kyle
you two are comedies, your freak factor is flawed
do i have to repeat? i am god

[verse 6]

tails doll:
hahaha…
you’ll feel trapped and dead when you enter your bed
i’ll be taking your head, all the blood will be spread
i’m the tails doll, and sonic.exe you will be d*mned
you unlocked me friend, and i’m coming back again
squidward’s suicide, please k!ll yourself real quick
and dead bart, i hope you get pierced on a stick
i’ll be pushing these f*ggots, with my plushy penetration
i hope i just made clear, this is your final destination
i’m as cursed as can be, i’m a haunted lord
i’ll snap your back, or i’ll slice you with a sword
knuckles, and sonic r, dead by now
what you can do to make me calm, is f*cking bow
two stupid cartoons, with a little change
like hollow eyelids, or little bites out of his face
and one stupid hedgehog, from a not scary game, ha
i’ll k!ll you like i k!lled those kids, gill and noah
[verse 7]

happy appy:
time to watch some tv, what would you like to watch?
a dubbed over blue’s clues? or a show that got banned when it got launched?
i will take you to my van and get this episode unreleased
allow me to finish off this battle leaving you tortured and deceased
let me make kids entertained with my deadly smile
my episodes were found, now you all are the missing files
i’m the king of the k!lling, all of you will be dead
but don’t be scared, death’s a cycle, that’s natural children

[verse 8]

cupcakes:
this is your time to pay, this is your judgement day
i have my knife sharp, are you ready to play?
squidward, you’re a loner, you can’t make a smile
dead bart, you can eat my shorts cause yours are vile
sonic.exe, you are too slow
tails doll, you’re my dolly, time to add a little bow
happy appy, you don’t look happy, no need to cry
time to make some cupcakes, so you all better get ready to die!

[verse 9]

brvr:
you think you’re scary sh*t? you’re taking it a step too far
for you can’t grasp the true form of me, brvr
i’ll tear all your precious souls and simulate the same h*ll
that i went through, yet i’m not crying like your p*ssy*selves
my master’s deep inside my heart, no matter what
it makes me write my darkest thoughts, crafted by all of your blood
i’m going to leave and hope for good rappers among us
even if it means i’m staying here alone…in the darkness

[verse 10]

uboa:
time to turn out the lights, so you can’t see me k!lling you
oh, you all wanted to win? well boo*f*cking*hoo
welcome to h*ll, would you like to have a bike?
nah… who cares? you wouldn’t even dare to like it
get ready to be trapped, i am poniko’s true form
this is my revenge, go and flash it some more
i’m in many other games, like me, and .flow, ah!
guess who the winner is, the answer is uboa!

[verse 11]

the villager:
h*llo neighbor! how are you? i am really fine
i got a letter saying it’s time to for you to die
i need to get my axe, but it needs to be cleaned
from all the villagers that i have ever meet
i’m the animal crosser, you all are just ripoffs
i will bury you all, if you will just stop
i’m the best selling nintendo game and your winner for now
you all better evacuate cause the villager came to town

[verse 12]

suicidemouse.avi:
h*llo everybody! it’s me mickey mouse
and no one will top me, get out of my clubhouse!
squidward’s suicide, go back to your concert
dead bart, you know breaking plane windows are hazards
sonic.exe and tails doll are g*y mates
apple and horse, surrender for god’s sakes
brvr and uboa, what a f*cking joke
suicidemouse.avi, the creepypasta of the most!

who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of cartoons!

- epic rap battles of cartoons

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