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lirik lagu batman vs sherlock holmes – epic rap battles of history

epic rap battles of history!
sherlock holmes!
vs
batman!
begin!

[verse 1 – batman]
nice hat, dork, you look like a duck
i had alfred read your books, he told me they suck
i’ll crush your british nuts until they’re bangers and mash
i’ve seen better detective work in tango & cash
you chump, i kick punks like you off the streets
while you and velma here are solving scooby doo mysteries
nothing makes me laugh, but i bet your raps can
so bring it on, b-tch, i’m batman!

[verse 2 – sherlock holmes (dr. watson)]
i once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain(holmes explain)
i deduce this deuce stain as bruce wayne (the billionaire?)
yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours
to afford the toys he needs (since he has no superpowers!)
you want a battle, bat? bring it then (i heard he has a british butler)
good! then he’ll be used to getting served by englishmen!
you’re a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no sk!ll
my sidekick’s a doctor (because his flows are so ill!)

[verse 3 – batman and robin]
shut up, nerds, i serve justice, so eat it
my sidekick only comes around…
when he’s needed!
boy wonder make you wonder how your -ss got k!lled
bite harder than those hounds down in baskerville
i’ll blast you with that bat-whack-rap repellant
rappel a building, sn-tch a villain, then by dinner be chilling
gotta secret about your homegirl irene adler
took her back to my nest, to bam pow kersplat her
i’ll shatter that fiddle with a chop of the hand!
holy conan doyle, let’s get ’em! aw god d-mn!
you’re not smart, you’re selfish, you endanger everyone’s life
why don’t you let your boyfriend here go home to his wife?
n0body likes you, not your brother, not your partner, not scotland yard!
you’ll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm!

[verse 4 – sherlock holmes (dr. watson)]
this mustn’t register on an emotional level…
first, exploit childhood tragedy…then gesture with pipe…
watson finishes punchline…next, acknowledge compliment
conclude with k!ller catchphrase….
i believe your parent’s homicide is why you mask your face
you’re shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace
of watching like a p-ssive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste! (holmes, you’ve cracked the case!)
you’re a bat sh-t crazy basket case!
(bl–dy good rhymes!) i’ve got tonnes!
dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear watson (ohhhhhhh!)

who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic! (nananananananana) rap battles of history!

- epic rap battles of history

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