lirik lagu scene 87: “penis!” (dialog protection reel) – frank zappa & the mothers

your d*ck
your d*ck
your dork
your dork
your pr*ck
your pr*ck
your pork (your pork?)
pork?

who calls it a pork?
these men and the stuff they call a wee*wee

a wee*wee?

you mean a p*n*s, don’t you?

a p*n*s?

p*n*s is such an ugly word

it’s not that ugly, really

sure, i use it all the time

sure, sure, we all say it every once in a while, listen
p*n*s
ew

p*n*s
p*n*s

ew, it sounds so revolting the way you guys say it
ew, ka*ka

ka*ka

a p*n*s can be a very useful organ

yeah, and very exciting too once you get to know me

p*n*s

it sounds so overwhelmingly medicinal

a p*n*s sounds likе something a doctor would have hanging off him

none of thе men i know and love in the rock ‘n roll business got “p*n*ses”
they all got c*cks or d*cks at least

sure, you wanna go strap on a pop star and he wants to stick a “p*n*s” up you, where is that at?

let’s ask our studio audience
will you trade what he has in his pants for what i have behind this curtain?

what is it?

you mean what’s in his pants?

i know what’s in his pants, he’s a lonely guy

(take the money)

you have to choose before the big wheel stops whirling
you, hey buddy, sky marshal, go whirl the big wheel

can i just take the money?

there isn’t any money, just the curtain and

the lonely guy

(take the money)

time is running out
think it over carefully

the curtain
i want the money

wait

what could it be in there?

in his pants?

in the curtain

doesn’t anybody care what’s in my pants?

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