lirik lagu memories in bakersfield – gabriel iglesias
love you guys man
i have too many blurred memories here because i was -hmhmhmhm!-
you can’t around here awh man you gotta be careful
because the police here in bakersfield
they don’t mess around
they will stop you for anything man
they got me outside and ya know
-siren-
“what are you doing?”
“uh, walking!”
but i notice something though, if you can make a cop laugh they will work with you
but you really gotta make them laugh you just can’t make them go “ahhh.”
you gotta make them you know, “ahahaha”, you know!
i made a cop laugh so hard one time he almost pee’d on himself
i know this because he told me, he said, “you don’t understand i d— near p—ed myself!”
and here in bakersfield man it’s a little different man
i love every part of this town
i even love oildale!
oh yeah!
and for anyone watching at home going, “what the h-ll’s oildale?”
we- well
-imitates banjo sounds-
yee haw
but i still love it man
i still love it
lirik lagu lainnya :
- kumpulan lirik lagu nayt › lirik lagu la mia voce – nayt
- kumpulan lirik lagu mike adams at his honest weight › lirik lagu be free, live well – mike adams at his honest weight
- kumpulan lirik lagu drefquila › lirik lagu silence please – drefquila
- kumpulan lirik lagu kamon kamon kamon › lirik lagu haine cachée – kamon kamon kamon
- kumpulan lirik lagu kaixo › lirik lagu fuck kurt cobain – kaixo
- kumpulan lirik lagu masamasa › lirik lagu la mia camicia freestyle – masamasa
- kumpulan lirik lagu sidda › lirik lagu supernova – sidda
- kumpulan lirik lagu t fellow › lirik lagu shaolin – t.fellow
- kumpulan lirik lagu mwa › lirik lagu shutdown – mwa
- kumpulan lirik lagu shaolin versachi › lirik lagu e.f – shaolin versachi