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lirik lagu deadpool christmas rap – gameboy jones

verse 1 (gameboyjones):
better get up off my sh*t list
cross you off as naughty when i’m stopping by for christmas
slicing through a body now that’s what you call a mid drift
where’s the mistletoe i wanna give you all a big kiss
coming through the chimney, but don’t call me santa
i’m sneaking through your house when you’re still inside pajamas
please don’t sneak up on me or i’ll hit you with the blammer
did i even say a word pardon me i do not grammar
i am hammered on this nog when i’m moving through these houses
sleeping like a log when i’m laid up on some couches
but then somеbody found me their responsе was so astounding
moral of the story is they should of wore the brown pants
wow man everybody says i’m obnoxious
and toxic, colossus says that is nonsense
said i got potential and he really does believe in me
so in his russian accent he said you can do the christmas tree

chorus (rockit gaming):
santa’s peeking in my stall
deck the halls with my big b*lls
it’s gonna be a good deadpool christmas
spread my cheer like foamy beer
christmas fun comes every year
it’s gonna be a good deadpool christmas
verse 2 (gameboyjones):
where’s rudolph shake it like a red nose
people say i’m savage like my trailer with the fred bro
turning down my rating gotta watch all my profanity’s
forget that babysitter, come and watch this with your families
merc with the mouth aka it’s ryan reynolds
i’m flying in a sleigh but it’s really just a rental
blast the instrumental while i’m sh*tting in these stockings
yea forget a lump of coal you can get some human droppings
i thought i told ya that i’m trying to be the nice guy
if you’re rude as f*ck i’ll take my blades and give you sliced eyes
ho ho ho, hope you like this vigilante
and i hope i get a little cameo from stan lee
that’s the greatest present in december that there can be
better than that ugly ass sweater from your auntie
hope you liked this little goofy song that any fan could make
and if you didn’t like it you can suck up on my candy cane

chorus (rockit gaming):
warm milk spills all down my face
flush it down without a trace
it’s gonna be a good deadpool christmas
now let’s wrap up this christmas mess
time for hugs and getting dressed
it’s gonna be a good deadpool christmas

- gameboy jones

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