lirik lagu poop sock song: tales of the sock – glitchedmastery
mother found my p**p sock
i never thought this day would come
me and my darling p**p sock
have always, and always will be one
mother please i beg
i know that my room smelt of sh*t
but in my defense
you can’t take offence
because you’re from
swindon
the toilet was clogged last week
just before the plumber came
my bowels, they were weak
so you can’t blame me for seeking alternative methods
mother pleasе
my shot went amiss
it’s hard to sh*t when the bathroom floor is soaking in p*ss
mothеr please
it happened so fast
one minute i was farting then it came out my *rs*
mother please
it was only the start
i didn’t need to go and thought it was only a fart
then it was there, just lying on the floor
gasp
it’s the best p**p i’ve ever seen
the smooth edges, the perfect complexion, the beautiful shiny surface
remains of last nights sweetcorn
i couldn’t let this poo go, the holiest of cr*ps
so what did i do
stuff it in a sock
i love my p**p sock
the perfect p**p sock
the best p**p sock
oh please don’t let it leave me
mother when you went to clean my room
i knew it would spell certain doom
as you saw me lying on my bed
with a rancid sock pulled over my head
and on my naked lap i did cradle
the month old t*rd of a fallen angel
you cried out
is this some rancid fetish
i stroked the cr*p; its complexion wetish
and put it back into the sock
“no mother” i suddenly whispered, as i wiped the p**p off my hard c*ck
oh my p**p sock
oh my p**p sock
oh my p**p sock
oh my p**p sock
oh my p**p sock
enough
she screamed
give me the p**p sock now
i can’t do that mother
i have too deep of an emotional attachment
give it here
no
ryan give it here
in a state of panic where everything seemed lost
i hit my mother
the stupid nerd
with remnants of my sweaty t*rd
she dived at me, and oh you should’ve seen
the sock was breaking at the seam
and as the poo began to spill
as if in slow motion
everything was still
my mother then took my glorious sock
grounded me, gave me therapy and
stashed it away somewhere
oh my p**p sock
oh my p**p sock
oh my p**p sock
oh my p**p sock
oh my p**p sock
mother found my p**p sock
i never thought this day would come
me and my darling p**p sock
have always, and always will be one
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