lirik lagu what can you give a nudist for his birthday – gracie fields
oh dear, i am worried
i know i’m laughin’ really, but i am worried
it’s my brother’s birthday and i don’t know what to buy him, oh dear
can i ask you a question, a question that’s silly?
it’s something i can’t figure out, i hope you won’t say no
it’s all about my brother, my brother, john w-lly
he’s joined a nudist colony, so what i want to know
what can you buy a nudist on his birthday, birthday?
what sought of birthday present can you buy?
i can’t think what to give him, no matter how i try
do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie?
what can you give a nudist for a present?
the things i used to buy him would be wrong
i’d send a cheque but dash it, how could he go out and cash it
what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along?
what can you give a nudist for his birthday?
what sought of birthday present can you buy?
i bought a pair of braces, just like a silly pup
but what’s the good of braces if there’s nought wants holdin’ up?
what can you give a nudist for a present?
i’m sure a bowler hat would be all wrong
and he’s not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella
oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along, oh dear-dear?
i’ve been in holy terror the time they
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i did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo
a bicycle sounds stupid when you’re dressed up like cupid
i must send something soon, and oh, that’s why i’m askin’ you
what can you give a nudist on his birthday?
what sought of birthday present can you buy?
and here’s another riddle, but give it up i won’t
when at a dance, do they wear fancy dress or do they don’t?
what can you give a nudist for a present?
i somehow think that cuff links would be wrong
and a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of w-lly
what can you give a?
what can you give a nudist on his birthday?
what sought of birthday present can you buy?
i have heard that they play hockey, so something i have got
but i don’t know for certain if they wear shin guards or not
what can you give a nudist for a present?
a shop girl told me spats would be all wrong
she said good gracious madam, just imagine spats on adam
what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along
oh dear-dear, what can i buy, no let’s be, really there is, no honest, what can i buy
a lump of soap
a lump of soap, oh that’s a good idea, a lump of soap
and he’s always smoky too, that’s good, thank you very much
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