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lirik lagu summoner’s story – gweedo

papa gweedo, won’t you tell us a bedtime story, please huh please?
alright you kids get to bed, i’ll get the story. y’all tucked in? here we go

once upon a time not long ago
when champs took flash and were ready to go
lanes were picked and support had wards
and all the melee champs had sharpened their swords

there lived a little yordle who was misled
by another little yordle, this is what he said:
“me and you trist, we gon’ make some gold,”
“ganking all the lanes while the team gets rolled.”

they got the gank, the gold came with ease
but one couldn’t stop even when they said please
he ganked another and another and a sister and a brother
tried to gank a man who couldn’t fly but he could hover

the dude used his ult, the kid stopped in his tracks
he said “keep still, boy, i need mejai’s stacks.”
hit him with a sk!ll shot, auto attack
little did he know the little boy was strapped

the kid pulled out a shroom and said “now you have to die”
so he had his blowgun pointed at his eye
malz got scared the kid looks to the river
“i’ll get jumped if i don’t pull this trigger, so…”

he got the k!ll and ran to a bush
lo-and-behold the bottom lane was pushed
he ran by red there, he saw this sister
garen was close, he would surely -ssist her

had to escape, she began to give chase
and flashed past golems to give him some sp-ce
but she was coming so he had to keep rollin’
ran past dragon just in time to be stolen

almost got snared and really scared him
then he made his way up the river to baron
ran so hard his lungs got raw
turned the corner and guess who he saw?

singed, the chemist, mixing things
who don’t know the meaning of what your ping brings
he said “help me, and fling her -ss
and then hit her with your poisonous gas.”

he gave chase but the team was all over
but he didn’t really care so he powered over
made enough time so the kid could get away
ran into the jungle with no delay

escaped alive, though he was battered
gragas threw a barrel and the team was scattered
ran out of mana and he still had static
got stunned by sion. it was problematic

it was 4v5, it was death they faced
but he shouted at them “prepare to be aced!”
deep in his heart, he knew he was wrong
his whole team dies so he could run on

announcer sounded. she seem astounded and
before long the little yordle got surrounded
burst down fast, so went his glory
and this is the way i have to end this story

he was only 900 in elo h-ll
it’s safe to say he doesn’t play real well
this ain’t funny, so don’t you dare laugh
some of you there too, probably half
something something something, i need a bath

goodnight!

knock ‘em out the box gweeds, knock ‘em out gweeds
knock ‘em out the box gweeds, knock ‘em out gweeds
knock ‘em out the box gweeds, knock ‘em out gweeds

okay. bye!

- gweedo

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