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lirik lagu flat! – hat films

[intro: alex smith]
hey ya’ll, straight talk ok?
there’s some flat out things i gotta say
roundies, hear me out
stop bending theories
it’s time to straighten things out

[verse 1: alex smith]
edging in my bedroom got me thinkin’ bout the edge
not the guy from u2. the f-cking earth ledge
gotta prove you roundies wrong so i strolled outside
flat cap, flat battery, lets theorize

[pre-chorus 1: alex smith]
i took a really long stick and put it on the ground
that b-tch stayed flat ’cause the earth’s not round!
the earth is flat and i’ll prove it in this song
just like my mountain dew that’s been out too long

[chorus: alex smith + ross h-rnby & chris trott]
my credit card, flat
my ruler, flat
this paper, flat
where i live? flat
the tires on my bike? flat
the soda in my hand? flat
my singing pitch? flat
this whole world? flat

[verse 2: alex smith]
open your d-mn eyes – you round earth clowns
take a quick look now the sky is up not down
if the earth is round, we’re sitting on the top
then stuff at the bottom probably fell off

[pre-chorus 2: alex smith]
dragons fly at the end of the earth
been soaring through the sky since our flat world’s birth!
you’re not believing us and calling us shmucks?
i’ll show you what’s round, take a look at deez nuts!

[verse 3: alex smith]
clearly the moons flat, there’s no dark side
n0body went there, nasa f-cking lied
hey roundies, hows that hot core doing?
you’re filling kids head with the sh-t you’re spewin’

[pre-chorus 3: alex smith]
so i took a big boat
to the edge of the world
and before my little eyes the truth unfurled
there were dragons and beasts and awful things like that
i sailed right home ’cause the world’s so flat, yeah

[verse 4: chris trott]
uh excuse me sir i believe your facts aren’t sound
the circ-mference of the earth is 40 mega meters round
if the world is flat, which projection is factual?
mercator, gall-peters, or maybe sinusoidal?
a globe is always right, the flat must be distorted
which clearly means your theory is thwarted!
so the earth, our home is an oblate spheroid
i’m dropping the truth, your theory is destroyed!
you think the earth’s flat just like your sister’s chest
well that makes sense – you haven’t seen real br–sts!
earth is the only planet not named after a deity
it’s a place of science, and the home of your virginity!

- hat films

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