lirik lagu bad shit – heathcliff beefcliff
[chorus]
bad sh*t
a lot of bad sh*t (aye)
bad sh*t
a lot of bad sh*t (okay)
i’ve done some bad sh*t
all throughout my life
but i never do drugs
and i never hit my wife
[verse]
i’ve never done cocaine
but i’ve had a coca*cola
sh*t made me go insane
climbed a tree like a koala
once i smoked some grass
that i picked up from my lawn
i put it in a bong
then i smoked it with my mom
i took percocet
after wisdom t**th surgery
it was without urgency
that sh*t didn’t work for me
i used to use steroids
like dhea
then i used accutane
that sh*t turned me g*y
i don’t do lsd
but i do drink my pee
and a blood pressure pill
makes me see a dancing monkey
i’ve never tried opium
i never needed any copium
but i have chronic diarrhea
so i often take imodium
never drank alcohol
not a drop, not at all
but i have gotten c*ck
from a guy at the mall
free samples of food court chicken!
i’ve never kissed a girl
but i once kissed my mom
it left me traumatized
like the war in vietnam
[chorus]
bad sh*t
a lot of bad sh*t (aye)
bad sh*t
a lot of bad sh*t (okay)
i’ve done some bad sh*t
all throughout my life
but i never do drugs
and i never hit my wife
[verse]
i once saw a girl
and said “hey, you look hot”
i offered her some water
and she kicked me in my c*ck
i once f*cked a child
but that child was myself
put a toy up my b*tt
then i couldn’t get it out
i once wore my underwear
for two days straight
then i woke up on the third day
and i was g*y
i refuse to fornicate
so i never had a date
but i once had a doctor
play with my prostate
i don’t p*ss in the bowl
i pee on the seat
and sometimes in my drawers
at night while i sleep
i’ve never had s*x
i’ve never got laid
but i got a pokédex
and it’s got your girl’s name
yes i’ve been to prison
yes i’ve been to jail
but i was innocent
so why the f*ck was i there
home depot stall diarrhea on a toilet seat
i couldn’t help myself sh*t happened accidentally
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