lirik lagu non-sex healing – hot dad
i don’t ever wanna get laid again
it’s the thought of the p*ssy that does me in
i don’t like the taste or the smell or the feeling
i could definitely use some non*s*x healing
i know p*ssy is gross, but that’s the way it goes
getting laid hurts, it causes such pain
like walking across hot coals
every single girl i meet offers me p*ssy
but i gotta turn it down
wet slit, soft cl*t, hard tits, so slimy
it’s h*ll on earth and i hope you’ll believe me
i don’t ever wanna get laid again
it’s the thought of the p*ssy that does me in
i don’t like the taste or the smell or the feeling
i could definitely use some non*s*x healing
f*ckin’ around with my homies, drivin’ down the strip
a girl sneaks up to me and shows me her tits
i started screaming, my heart started racing
i quickly changed the direction i was facing
“my juices are wet, i need you inside me”
i started smashing windows, but i did it politely
she righted her bra, and slid on a nightie
and suddenly relief struck me like lightning
success, i couldn’t see any of that gross sh*t
but little did i know the worst came next
oh sh*t, another p*ssy attack
a pair of super spread legs, right at my back
i started sobbing and shrieking, shooting my gun into the air
her juices kept pouring, dripping through my hair
i thrashed like a fish, caught in a net
i knew that this one night i’d never forget
felt pain in my guts and it seemed important
my d*ck had inverted and started f*cking my organs
i leapt off the bridge, hopin’ to die
but the water was shallow because of low tide
all my bones broke including my back
the whole thing happened with a sickening crack
but the water felt way too warm to me
had i somehow fallen into a p*ssy juice sea?
i blacked out, i couldn’t take anymore
my life had been ruined by the p*ssy i abhor
i woke in the hospital, 10 weeks later
a full body cast and an intubator
the doctor came in, he said, “how are ya feelin’?”
i said, “i definitely need some non*s*x healing!”
s*x is so gross
s*x is so gross, oh*oh
s*x is so gross
s*x is so gross, oh*oh
s*x is so gross
s*x is so gross, oh*oh
s*x is so gross
s*x is so gross, oh*oh
oh*oh*oh*oh*oh*oh*oh
i don’t ever wanna get laid again
it’s the thought of the p*ssy that does me in
i don’t like the taste or the smell or the feeling
i could definitely use some non*s*x healing
i don’t ever wanna get laid again
it’s the thought of the p*ssy that does me in
i don’t like the taste or the smell or the feeling
i could definitely use some non*s*x healing
i don’t ever wanna get laid again
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