lirik lagu i wonder what you are – huge umbrella
[intro: sirius sam and jimmy]
and… and jimmy is going to come up to the front to sing “twinkle twinkle little star”
twinkle, twinkle, little star
how i wonder what you are
now jimmy, i’m so glad you asked
i prepared this rap just for class
[verse 1]
stars are b*lls of super hot gas
if you go ahead and touch it it’ll fry your ass
today i’m gonna teach ya and today you’ll learn
if there’s no oxygen in sp*ce, how does the sun burn?
that’s a good question jimmy, but let me clarify
that ain’t no f*ckin’ diamond up in the f*ckin’ sky
stars create light through photon emission
using nuclear fusion, don’t confuse it with fission
[verse 2]
hydrogen combines to make helium
the core of a star’s never at a happy medium
the helium combines to make something heavy
like a whale shredding metal (yeah, that’s heavy)
but sirius sam, why are they so bright?
that’s cause they ej*cul*te a f*ck ton of light
the hotter it is, the bluer it gets
hot like me—yeah, i get b*tches wet
[verse 3]
the sun is a star that’s local to us
but not close enough to reach on a bus
proxima centauri is the next nearest star
but at 4.20 light years, it’s still pretty far
nml cygni is a really big star
don’t make fun of its size, that’s going too far
sirius is the very brightest star
i’m sirius, it really is the brightest star
[verse 4]
alpha centauri is actually binary
this line requires some expert rhymery
betelgeuse, the juicy star
it’s not made of juice—i wonder what you are
[outro]
that’s it, that is all the stars
there are no more stars
g*goodbye
no, get out, get*get out, get out of my classroom
f*ck off
lirik lagu lainnya :
- kumpulan lirik lagu tiny tim › lirik lagu all i want for christmas is my two front teeth – tiny tim
- kumpulan lirik lagu waggot › lirik lagu folly – $waggot
- kumpulan lirik lagu bubblegum lemonade › lirik lagu you bring the rain – bubblegum lemonade
- kumpulan lirik lagu gelsey bell › lirik lagu love song in c major – gelsey bell
- kumpulan lirik lagu the katy › lirik lagu like i do – the katy
- kumpulan lirik lagu hold tight › lirik lagu blizzard of ’96 – hold tight!
- kumpulan lirik lagu young l3x › lirik lagu temporary love – young l3x
- kumpulan lirik lagu gretchen peters › lirik lagu eddie’s first wife – gretchen peters
- kumpulan lirik lagu les rita mitsouko › lirik lagu restez avec moi – les rita mitsouko
- kumpulan lirik lagu silvestre dangond › lirik lagu a blanco y negro – silvestre dangond