lirik lagu cacka boom – ian dury and the blockheads
if you’re cold, well here’s a plan:
pull the plug out of your fan
if you’re hot, now here’s a scheme:
park your botty in the stream
if you’re tired, check this plot:
seek a source that hits the spot
if you’re snooty, here’s a ploy
stroll along the hoi polloi
you’ll not have owt to show for it
if you don’t go for it
you’ll have to come to terms with it,
get on the firm with it
if you don’t get to grips with it,
you’ve had your chips with it
you’ll only come to rue it if you don’t do it
if you’re lost, well try this notion:
find yourself a magic potion
if you’re angry, check this wheeze:
count to ten and then say, ‘cheese’
if you’re uptight here’s the answer:
learn to be a belly-dancer
if you’re concerned, suss a w-ngle:
try it from a different angle
now you can put a name to it,
you must lay claim to it
you’ll have time to regret it,
if you don’t go and get it
you won’t have much to talk about
if you don’t go on walkabout
don’t think you won’t mind it
if you don’t try and find it
no-one said you must be good as gold
it’s what you haven’t done
that matters when you’re old
no-one said these things are pre-ordained
nothing ventured…
if you’re guilty, cop a stroke:
you only did it for a joke
if you’re dozy, here’s a tactic:
tell ’em all they’re too didactic
if you’re fed up, here’s a wrinkle:
let your piano forte tinkle
if you’re wobbling here’s a trick:
happy go toilet, click, click, click
lirik lagu lainnya :
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- kumpulan lirik lagu hinos de cidades › lirik lagu hino de pequizeiro – hinos de cidades
- kumpulan lirik lagu calango aceso › lirik lagu cala a boca e me beija – calango aceso
- kumpulan lirik lagu hanson › lirik lagu i’ve been down – hanson
- kumpulan lirik lagu manymais › lirik lagu a gente briga mais se ama – manymais
- kumpulan lirik lagu jaurim › lirik lagu #1 – jaurim
- kumpulan lirik lagu mauro moraes › lirik lagu de vida e tanto – mauro moraes
- kumpulan lirik lagu aldan › lirik lagu barcos na imensidão – aldan
- kumpulan lirik lagu hinos de cidades › lirik lagu hino de juru – hinos de cidades
- kumpulan lirik lagu vicente fernandez › lirik lagu la muerte de un vaquero – vicente fernandez