lirik lagu pumpkin carver – icp
hey money got a big–ss head,
folded like a, like a stop sign,
f-ck dawg, hey,
we gotta go get that motherf-ckin ball a brains,
you know what i’m sayin? f-ck that!
what? you wanna make a song about death?
squeezin on a neck until it’s all outta breath?
you wanna hear me rap about being the hardest?
well f-ck that!
from now on i’m an artist,
i carve pumpkins, chop chewy,
slice, swing twice, stab screwy, ooey,
chewy, dewy, gooey, slop,
it all starts with a quick chop, drop,
pumpkin rolls on the floor,
almost out the front door (oh we can’t have that!),
cut along the hair line (bowl cut!),
hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift up,
boing! brains! snippity snip all the veins,
snip, cut,
what? what the matter?
you don’t wanna do it?
well f-ck it then screw it,
you’ll never be a pumpkin carver
pumpkin carvers, that be the hobby,
so-cal, motown collectin bodies,
twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings,
halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween,
pumpkin carvers, that be the hobby,
so-cal, motown collectin bodies,
twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings,
halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween,
what? you don’t like this rhyme?
i can’t be on point all the time,
f-ck! it’s halloween,
i gotta make a living somehow,
i’m a professional pumpkin sculptor,
alright motherf-cka?!
now!
first, hollow the container,
scr-pe that b-tch with a hanger,
whatever, just get something,
just get the motherf-cker all hollowed out,
like you could fill it up with lemonade,
and pour it out the mouth if ya wanted to,
never leave the eyes in tact.
they’ll turn all blue and puff out and sh-t,
wack…
always remove ’em but keep ’em handy,
cause they taste like candy,
hahahaha, psyche!
i’m only playin,
ok now get the scalpel,
slowly cut around the mouth, be careful!
what the f-ck?! we needed the lip!
here let me give you a little tip,
slow the f-ck down!
pumpkin carvers, that be the hobby,
so-cal, motown collectin bodies,
twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings,
halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween,
pumpkin carvers, that be the hobby,
so-cal, motown collectin bodies,
twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings,
halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween,
twiztid!
take a closer look, you scary motherf-ckers,
doesn’t my jack-o-lantern look like your little brother?
neck nuggets start to fling, terrors what we bring,
twiztid, icp, and the kottonmouth kings
pumpkins are for b-tches, i like my sh-t instead,
cuz every devil’s night we carvin somebody else’s head,
when my meat cleaver chops,
heads fall to the floor,
f-ck buying pumpkins at the grocery store!
yeah, yeah, alright,
you done flexed some skills on the mic,
this is my motherf-ckin little song here right?
right.
let’s get back to the subject,
now hold steady, steady, steady, ready?
insert the blade along the outer eyelid,
very slowly,
i don’t wanna look!
oh, you did,
ok gently count 25 spec meter outer diameters,
huh?!
a square!
i know it’s hard,
you’d probably rather just stab and chop,
but you’ll end up with a pile of slop,
i’ve done it before,
and them ain’t, them ain’t pumpkin seeds,
those are fragments of skull!
oh.!
crunchy!
hey! nevermind that! get back to work!
eating on the f-ckin job you’ll never be an expert!
what you wanna be a mailman, a plumber, or a barber!?
or do you wanna be like your uncle violent j?
a pumpkin carver?!
pumpkin carvers, that be the hobby,
so-cal, motown collectin bodies,
twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings,
halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween,
pumpkin carvers, that be the hobby,
so-cal, motown collectin bodies,
twiztid, clowns, and the kottonmouth kings,
halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween,
make this motherf-ckers sing fool!
kick ’em in the spleen!
happy halloween,
i be burnin cali,
southern voters i always bring,
pletto from the ghetto,
dumping bodies in the meadow,
when it comes to carvin b-tch,
i’m shaper than gipetto,
i’m lovin that stiletto,
ask your trick or f-ckin treaters, more than thirty,
why i beat and greet the homies with the chiba,
ariba!
ariba i was born in this october,
now come press rewind motherf-ckin flows over!
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