lirik lagu i’m not gay – j pee
[intro: j pee]
j pee baby, yup, yup
yeah, you know what it is
check this sh-t out man
check it out, check it out
check it out, yeah
[verse 1: j pee]
chillin’ with my homies at the home depot
(home depot)
buyin’ screws and nails, manly sh-t you know?
(you know?)
my homie says to me “what kind of drill you want?”
(he asked me)
so i said i wanted one right in the -ss
what?
[hook 1: j pee]
i’m not g-y
i’m not g-y
it was a joke guys, come on
i’m not g-y
i like vag more than a p-rnstar scandal
but can i get the drill with the bright pink handle?
[verse 2: j pee]
playin’ tackle football with my homies in the park
had to wrap it up cause it was gettin’ dark
(gettin’ dark)
the other team was looking straight scary as sh-t
(ooooo)
but my quarterback, he ain’t having none of it
(he ain’t scared)
he looked at me and told me no matter where i was at
my priority job was to protect the sack
(okay)
so fourth down, he bends over and yells “hike!”
so i went and grabbed his b-lls!
uhhh…
[hook 2: j pee]
i’m not g-y
i’m not g-y
i’m just doing my job, step off
i’m not g-y
it’s not like i was purposefully tryin’ to feel them
(i wasn’t)
i just care about the safety of your future children
(godfather)
i’m not g-y, i’m not g-y
quit telling me that, man
i’m not g-y
next time i’ll just let your b-lls get mangled, son
p.s. i didn’t know that you were so well hung
[verse 3: j pee]
strollin’ with my homies in west hollywood
(hollywood)
wasn’t my idea because i’m not g-y
dude walks by me with his shirt off, and i was like
“d-mn b-tch, you fine!”
…f-ck
[hook 3: j pee]
i’m not g-y guys
that ain’t me
i’m just comfortable with my s-xuality
so i can admit when i see a guy
who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
and the tightest -ss, and those sculpted calves
and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod
and ohh my god, take your pants off
um..
f-ck it
[hook 4: j pee]
i’m so g-y
i’m f-cking g-y
i’m the dude wearin’ nail polish yelling “hey!”
i’m the dude at the party who’ll grab your b-tt
(that’s me)
and when you turn around and look at me i’ll be like “what?”
yeah!
i’m g-y
(i’m g-y)
i’m h-lla g-y
i watch zac efron movies every sat-rday
and normal self expression doesn’t suit me either
that’s why my degree is in musical theater
i’m so g-y man…
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