lirik lagu awkward tinder date – jake hill
hi, i’m jesse, nice to meet you i’m jake
i like that name, i mean it’s common but ok
i’ve never really done this before, i used to be in a relationship that i was in since 2004
like d-mn that’s a long -ss time, you pretty cute too a girl like you must have a long -ss line
haha yeah, something like that, he was really abusive i even used to be fat
oh, well, tell me what happened
well he used to get drunk and get really angry then slap me
like oh, well d-mn, what have i got myself into
i would end it right now, but this b-tch is really fine, i just wanna see what that mouth do
even if you were fat i’d probably never do that, ah, f-ck smooth
ok like, are you over him or not, cause i been through some sh-t too, but i don’t listen to voice mails and sh-t that’s kinda weird
it seems like you might need some therapy to go through
huh
how are you gonna, make a judgment like that, i mean i’m not judgin just seems like you never had a dad
no trust me, i don’t have those daddy issues, and what a bold statement you don’t even know what i’ve been through
b-tch you got a tattoo of the dude that beat you, but while we pulling up you want the steak or the seafood
how dare you, he really was a good guy, and really i’m not even hungry, wait, maybe cheese fries
look, i’m just lookin out for you, you’re a sweet girl, i just want the best for you
how you know what’s best for me? you don’t even know me, i could just be crazy lying through my t–th
wait, why would you lie, i’m just sayin i’m just tired of getting f-cked over by all these ridiculous guys
but you just said you were in a relationship why would you tell me that just to tell me you were fakin sh-t
like, i don’t know, i haven’t taken my medication and i’m on my period i hope that you don’t think i’m crazy
i mean i don’t think you’re crazy i just think that you’re playin you’re really f-ckin with my mind i just don’t get what you’re sayin
you’re like every other guy, what b-tch i’m just asking why you lied
especially on the first date, we don’t even know each other what is this the first grade
reading through your bio this was sketchy in the first place
take me to my car, i’m f-ckin sick of you, you’re acting like a child and i just want be through with you
that’s fine with me, you actin like b-tch and i don’t ever wanna end up as your property
oh my god, i think my water broke, nah i ain’t falling for jake this isn’t no joke
holy sh-t, there’s water on the ground, i think ima be sick, get this b-tch in a gown
hold on now, we doin like 80 ima get you to the hospital as quick we can make it
please don’t have this f-ckin baby in my car i just got it, i don’t wanna have to hold the baby cause i might drop it
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