lirik lagu the hansel and gretal rap – jamorie risin
hansel and gretel were walking down a road
then out of nowhere came a witch who was old
the witch looked at them and then she said
“would you like to see my house made of gingerbread?”
and the kids were like, yes yes yes
and the old witch was like imma eat em’
but gretel’s gon’ taste the best best
imma fatten em’ up and stuff em’ in a fire
but i gotta do it all before they expire
oh, kids you can eat my sprouts you can eat that mouse
heck , you could just gobble this entire house
just let me cook you, i mean cook you a meal
if you don’t eat my food imma smack your heel
so they eat for like hours and hours and hours
it was a hole lot of candy from sweet to sour
and then gretel started to get full
she said “ we need to get home plus i’m fat as a bull”
she said this as she started to get up
and then the witch was like sit yo small booti down
cause i’m bringing a third round around
“no we need to leave”
“but know i need to eat, so sit yoself in the fire and make this easy
i’m gon’ eat you and you can’t escape
you going in my mouth no later than today
you wanna go back home, yuh
not today, yuh
so stick yourself in a pot and cover yourself with salt
and then make sure to get that pepper on yourself
and roll around in it, cause boi, i ain playin you got your way in
and now you can’t find your way out
just let me eat you, you’ll know what im talkin’ ‘bout
then hansel was lik you can’t eat me you cannibalist
boi it ain’t cannibalism, you a hooman im a witch
you been talkin like kim possible like wats the sitch?
then gretel whispered we should leave
you ain’t leaving, listen to me
girl you betta speak up, stop talkin like micheal jackson
if you don’t like my house you can go and pack yo bags then
ok
no that’s a joke
u look all dirty so go to the sink and wash your face in c0ke
stay ova there and let yo face soak
sounds nice witch lady, but we gotta go now
oh sit down gretel, i’ll only eat for a minute now-
oh wait is that a cow
wha- wha- where that ain’t no cow
dats a bear
but hansel and gretel was runnin runnin runnin
but the which was still comin comin comin
but lucky for them the which had tripped on a stick
and fell off the cliff! the end!
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