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lirik lagu clean the fan! – jayme gutierrez

[verse 1]
if you want to clean this stupid fan
it’s not as easy as you plan
you see the battery and the screws should be removed
and then three panels with more screws behind them
now it gets involved

[verse 2]
start to slide the optical drive out
(he means the dvd drive)
take out the hard drive and this plug
(just grip the tag and pull upwards)
look how they hide the screws
under parts that we remove
(b*st*rds!)
i guess it’s pretty clear
that we’re not welcomе

[chorus]
why’s it have to be complicated
all i wantеd to do was clean the fan
(clean the fan as good as new
but spick*and*span is hard to do)
i just wanted a simple panel
so i can get to the fan without a fuss
(spoken)
but i guess they made it like that so that you can’t clean it and then it runs out of warranty and you end up having to by another one because it’s broken… great

[verse 3]
disconnect the wi*fi cables
(all of this just to clean a fan)
undo these clips to free the ram
(“ram” means “random access memory”)
now we flip the whole thing over
take the top half off
i’ll show you how to take it all apart
but don’t go yanking on it because there’s still cables attached to it

[verse 4]
turn the screws to free the keyboard off
(unplug it before you go tugging it off)
then start unplugging all the plugs
(plug, plug, plug, plug, plug, plug, plug, plug)
now the battery case and speakers
bear in mind that speakers have a magnet
so just keep them free
from any piece of circuitry

[chorus]
why’s it have to be complicated
all i wanted to do was clean the fan
(clean the fan as good as new
but spick*and*span is hard to do)
i just wanted a simple panel
so i can get to the fan without the fuss
(spoken)
next time i’m buying a mac

[verse 5]
now we reach the sad part of this song
(sad part)
a choice to make before we can proceed
(that doesn’t rhyme)
see, if you want the fan to part
(yes i do)
from processor and graphics card
you’ll have no choice but to remove
some thermal gel you can’t reuse
but you’ve come so far, so why refuse
to buy a tiny tube of thermal gel?

[chorus]
lift this up, don’t forget about the plug
then a couple more screws and we can finally begin to
clean the fan as good as new
(just clean the fan)
but spick*and*span is hard to do
(yeah)
so much fluff gets stuck inside the heatsink
why is there no easy way to clean this?
clean the fan as good as new
(clean the fan, clean the fan
but spick*and*span is hard to do
(clean the fa*a*a*an, yeah)
[outro]
and then improvise, yeah
and say lots of phrases that don’t make sense
do some twiddly bits
and, and go really high, yeah
oh baby
make sure you say baby
’cause everyone says baby, yeah
baby, yeah
bay, bay, bay, bay, baby

- jayme gutierrez

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