lirik lagu tale of the tongan ninja – jemaine clement
a stories told where the sand is gold and it’s never cold
the tale of the tongan ninja (the tongan ninja)
feet so fast, like a dynamite blast, ‘cept on your ass
talkin’ bout the tongan ninja (the tongan ninja)
one day he went swimming with his father
but his father was eaten by piranhas
they ate him like we eat bananas
but then a ”wham” and a ”pow”
sione for now, survived somehow
and a ”whack” and a ”bam”, swam back to the land
and was found by the hand of mr magasaki
who trained him in ninjutsu, he kick and punch and flip
so because he was a tongan and he was a ninja he adopted the name;
the tongan ninja
he’ll kick your head, and with the other leg he’ll make his bed
talkin’ bout the tongan ninja (the tongan ninja)
he’s like*able, but that’s until it’s you he k!lls
talkin’ bout the tongan ninja (the tongan ninja)
you’ll know it’s him by shuriken and his chocolate skin
talkin’ bout the tongan ninja
wa wa waaaaaa
the tongan ninja (ohhhhhwaaaa)
the tongan ninja
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