lirik lagu even trolls have moms – joe scruggs
well, when i finish breakfast
i need to brush my t**th
but i don’t think that is too much fun
i say, ”i wish i were a dragon
because i’m very sure
that dragons never brush their t**th
or fiery tongues
i’d eat lots of sweets
and never brush when i was through
and since i’d have so many t**th
i could afford to lose a few
and i hope that you can see
it makes perfect sense to me
that a dragon is what i want to be”
but dad says
“even dragons brush their t**th
so they can eat and do their dragon jobs
like chasing gallant knights
or eating corn on the cob”
so, if you wish you were a dragon
and you didn’t have to brush
when brеakfast is through
well, even dragons brush thеir t**th
yes, dragons brush their t**th, too
another day i say
“i don’t need to go to school
because a giant is what i want to be
give me an extra vitamin
so i’ll get big and strong
and everyone will look up to me
i won’t study spelling
or historical dates and facts
i’ll just watch out for beanstalks
and little boys named jack
and i hope that you can see
it makes perfect sense to me
that a giant is what i want to be”
“fe, fi, fum, fo!”
“no, remember? try it again”
“fe, fi, fo, fum!”
“ooh, that’s good!”
but even giants go to school
to learn their fe’s and fi’s and fo’s and fum’s
how to care for magic geese
and how “bone*baked” bread is done
so, if you wish you were a giant
so you didn’t have to study or go to school
well, even giants go to school
giants go to school, too
then mom comes in and says
“oh, your room is such a mess
and i want you to clean it
before you study for your test
and what about those dirty clothes?”
looks like she’s on a roll
and now is when i begin
to wish i were a troll
a troll on a bridge
who waits for tolls to come along
a troll on a bridge
that didn’t have to have a mom
i hope that you can see
it makes perfect sense to me
that a troll is what i’d like to be
but even trolls have moms
who remind them of the things
they need to do
where to put their dirty clothes
and when it’s time to clean their rooms
so, if you wish you were a troll
so you didn’t have to do
what mom wants you to do
well, even trolls have moms
trolls have moms, too
even trolls have moms
“peter, there are fingerprints on the fridge
i want you to clean them off
before you go out to your bridge”
“yes, mom”
who remind them of things
they need to do
where to put their dirty clothes
“now, what about these blue jeans?
are these the clean ones or the dirty ones?”
“they’re the dirty ones”
“well, where do they belong?”
“in the dirty clothes hamper”
when it’s time to clean their rooms
so, if you wish you were a troll
so you didn’t have to do
what mom wants you to do
well, even trolls have moms
trolls have moms, too
“i love you, mom”
even trolls have moms
trolls have moms, too
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