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lirik lagu pests and parasites – john the rapper

good morning, dear kids, my name is rapping john

are you ready today to listen to my song?

i hope you are ready, will you listen to me?

if so, i’m gonna sing about biology. i hope you all get an a on the test

when i explain to you what is a pest

a pest is an organism. who cannot be alone it must have another body to be fed on
imagine an animal who breathes, eats and drinks
and then comes a pest. i will live here * it thinks
the pest makes a home inside that poor soul when it eats, pest eats too, eats until is full
what an animal thinks?
it has no idea, that something lives inside like in north korea
an quiside pest is one which lives in hair
or maybe in the skin, it’s not very clear
an inside pest is more dangerous, it lives in the guts
it often attacks stomach and it’s not very nice
their body built is simplified, they are small with no wits
but unlike most of us they have whole lot of kids
they lay eggs in the body, it’s no big sensation
that they are creating the next generation
how to find them? how to meet them?
it is no big deal
just drink some water and if it’s dirty pests are here for real
they make some chemicals inside you that makes ther lives easier
but don’t touch them, my dear kiddies, they are bad and greasy
if they have no enough protection, they are going to digestion and another fact to mention they can be k!lled by an infection
a special kind of parasites you can meet in a beach
are black ones hungry of your blood, their english name is leech
another kind i hope you don’t find are fleas
who live near mind. they drink some blood from skin and it’s extremely hard to bind
and don’t forget about old tick who lives in woods near home
he falls from tree, your enemy, doesn’t leave you alone
he drinks your blood like thirsty wolf but can be k!lled with stone
he starts out small, grows rapidly and finally’s full and fat
when he is full, he leaves your soul, he really is that bad
a tapeworm is the devil himser, he sucks your guts, that’s real h*ll
he can be bought by desperate girls but it is illegal
when you just want to lose your fats, be skinny, fit or thin
think of exercise, follow a diet, don’t buy tapeworms, they are mean
their inside systems are just crazy, not like your or mine
they collect blood all over their bodies and it looks quite like wine
when you’re attacked by parasites, your body gets weaker and weaker
you visit doctor, that’s because you’ll be dead if you’re not treated
some parasites don’t attack us, instead attack our crops
colorado beetles eat our potatoes and can cause a huge loss
another creature is chestnut worm, which causes that trees to die
and don’t forget about an ergot a corny parasite
not only animals are parasites, the fungi do that too, they destroy plants and feed on them, i hope it is not you
my lesson is finally full, you’ve learned a lot. i hope, i say goodbye, dear boys and girls, a good lesson you’ve got
and when i go, the last thing to say to kids of whom i care, pests and parasites are dengerous and i made you aware

have a nice day

- john the rapper

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