lirik lagu everyday normal guy – jon lajoie
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
nothing special about me mother f-cka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
when i go to the clubs i wait in line mother f-cka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
i got 600 dollars in the bank mother f-cka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and my s-xual performances are average
i work at customer service for a phone company
i make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all i need
i live in a small apartment on a quiet street
i don’t go out too much i like to watch tv
i cant afford a car i use public transportation
i don’t mind i read ’til i reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money i save this sh-t is off the hook
and i am not very good with the women
i’m a pretty shy person and i’m average looking
last time i had s-x was in 2003
and i am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
i get nervous in social situations mother f-cka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
i get constipated once a month mother f-cka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and i make pretty good spaghetti sauce mother f-cka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and i get scared when i go see the dentist
i’m the “pauly sh-r-” of everyday life
easily forgettable and i am not very liked
i have an “according to jim” personality
i’m as entertaining as a f-cking std
if you wanna mess with me i think you probably can
because i am not confident and i am weak for a man
i’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly i probably wont fight back
and i don’t have many friends that would back me up
my friend steve would but he doesn’t look very tough
you want some of this b-tch?
if you rarely get laid put your hands up
if you’re not well paid put your hands up
if you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
i hurt my back two summers ago moving
a fridge and ever since then it’s just not the same… you know it…
it gets… it gets pretty sore
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
my parents are really nice people mother f-cka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
i am somewhat afraid of heights mother f-cka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
i like the show “grey’s anatomy” mother f-cka
i am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and i am pretty good at making paper planes
i could do this all day… i could do this all day…
i could do this all day…
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