lirik lagu absolute cunt of a day – kevin bloody wilson
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
everything that could go wrong did go wrong
so if i’m allowed to use the word c-nt in a song
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
it started as a fart in bed
well it started as a fart but i sh-t myself instead
and the f-ckin’ missus going off her f-ckin’ head
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
and running to the dunny like a b-st-rd
trying to hold it in with me finger up me -rs-
skidding past the kids, those little c-nts laughing
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
everything that could go wrong did go wrong
so if i’m allowed to use the word c-nt in a song
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
no hot water so i had to take a cold shower
scrubbing sh-t from every orifice which took a f-ckin’ hour
then f-ck, f-ck, f-ck, no f-ckin’ towel
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
pulling on my jeans and tripped
broke me f-ckin’ nose and split my f-ckin’ lip
got me c-ck caught in me f-ckin’ zip
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
everything that could go wrong did go wrong
so if i’m allowed to use the word c-nt in a song
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
then driving myself to doctors
busted and bleeding, c-ck swollen and f-ckin’ throbbing
not a good time to be stopped by the cops
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
the b-st-rds didn’t even let me explain
just cuffed me up and hauled me off to jail
no f-ckin’ phone call no f-ckin’ bail
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
everything that could go wrong did go wrong
so if i’m allowed to use the word c-nt in a song
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
so your honour that’s how it is
that’s exactly how it started and how it ended all up here
and you f-ckin’ lot laughing ain’t making it too easy
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
i’m in too much pain to plead
and i don’t give a f-ck if you don’t believe me
just take me out the back and f-ckin’ shoot me please
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
everything that could go wrong did go wrong
so if i’m allowed to use the word c-nt in a song
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
i’ve had an absolute c-nt of a day
just another one of them
absolute c-nt of a day
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