lirik lagu samsung washer – knödel
samsung washer lyrics
verse one [jessrollyo] *knödel*]
my mom found midget p*rn on my samsung washer
i’m gonna nut into your daughter
b*tch i’m the man behind the slaughter
(goodnight girl i’ll see you tomorrow)
ima call my mama
i’ll punch your grandma
*you punched a f*cking grandma?*
yeah, and i’ll do it again
f*ck all british people and f*ck big ben
stupid b*tch calling me ben 10
you absolute r*t*rd
you’re gonna get slapped hard
mom i threw up
little b*tch triple a cup
call me dream b*tch
your mom is dead in a ditch
you 6ix9ine b*tch ass snitch
yeah i know i cum in a sock
smash my d*ck with a big rock
i had s*x with dwayne the rock
i legit bet you shower naked
please for the love of god f*ck off david
your mom looks like morgan
she said she feels it in her organs
a single c*ck is what i own
you skin tone chicken bone
i suck at music is what i own
bought to much p*rn now i have a loan
shut up when i pee i moan
my bars aren’t g*y but they came out the closet
i wanna k!ll myself with a fortnite rocket
my favorite p*rn star is biggie cheese
tinkerbell is an anime like b*tch please
she bit my c*ck when she sneezed
p**poo island is where i’m from
i m*st*rbated to my thumb
slap my nuts like a big drum
*n*l is gross
american toast
crumpets and tea
drink my pee
my daddy
looks like peewee
call me jewish cause i’m breathing gas
no joke i cum really fast
i sh*t out my hot wheels lightning mcqueen
i’m felling clean like a money machine
my cum is turning green
you know what f*ck it sheen
f*ck you i can twinge my sword
they call me the s*x lord
driving my hot wheels f*ck ford
this song is sponsored by nord
verse two [knödel]
i’m having a sheer heart attack
have a kindergartener throwing it back
your p*ssy is stinky i need a tictac
f*ck your zodiac sign b*tch
put my d*ck into an iceberg
this b*tch built like big bird
shut the f*ck up you little nerd
you know what you smell like? a f*cking cheese curd
(hurb)
this b*tch didn’t show me her b00bs
so i ran over a family of six and a random dude
this song litter than a f*cking jew
stupid ass b*tch can’t count to two
one two three four five six seven eight nine
lost my v*card but she was only f*cking nine
put my d*ck inside a fridge
f*ck you b*tch jump off of a bridge
my f*cking b*lls itch
jacking off to lilo and stitch
this b*tch looks like kevin durant
your d*ck looks like an ant
my d*ck turning orange like its fanta
this b*tch thicker than santa
this dumb b*tch looks like scooby doo
grab my b*lls and they’re turning blue
was just chilling then my d*ck flew
watching chinese midgets fart in each others faces on my roku
outro [karl jacobs]
hey guys
p*n*s
*cheering*
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