lirik lagu a cup of tea – kunt and the gang
ooh, i’ve been terribly unlucky the last couple of weeks
if i fell in a barrel of t-ts i’d have come out sucking my thumb
what i need is something to make it all better
i’ll tell you some of the things that have happened…
i’ve had a touch of writers’ block and i couldn’t write a song
my c-ck’s been really itchy, i’m sure there’s something wrong
my girlfriends’ mum & dad decided i wasn’t an appropitiate suitor
pc world gr-ssed me up to the pigs for what they found on my computer
my lottery number’s all came up but i forgot to get a ticket
i went to have a w-nk over countdown but it was cancelled for the cricket
we sold two thousand downloads but was ineligible for the charts
and i singed my c-ck and b-ll-cks trying to light one of my farts
you’ve had a bad day, it was really sh-te
a nice cup of tea will make it alright
so your girlfriend got raped and your dog has died
have a cup of tea, it will all be alright
have a cup of tea, a lovely cup of tea
pop a teabag in a cup
pour hot water and top it up
add as much milk as required
and some sugar if desired
i wrote my car off, hit a wall, and ended up in someone’s garden
i took v–gr- a week ago and i can’t get rid of this hard-on
my bird dumped me and won’t return my calls so i can’t get closure
i got arrested outside a school on suspicion of indecent exposure
i fell -rs- over t-t running for the bus and ripped a hole in my best slacks
then i had tummy ache on the bus to lakeside, i farted and sh-t my cacks
as sod’s law and would have it, just like my car, my pants were a total write-off
i had to go in b&q bogs to try and wipe all of the sh-te off
you’ve had a bad day, it was really poo
have a cup of brew and it won’t be so blue
you got sacked from your job and raped in the gob
have a cup of tea and it will all seem peachy
have a cup of tea, a lovely cup of tea
have a cup of tea
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