lirik lagu equal opportunities wank – kunt and the gang
you see a lot of dodgy things on the internet
but little kunt e-mailed me something that i just can’t forget
it was a picture of a lady and she had special needs
but she wasn’t sat complaining about her disability
she had no arms and legs and she was laying on the sack
she had a corey up her front b-m and a d-ld- up her back
i felt disgusted with myself and went to press delete
i went to press delete, i went to press delete
a little voice inside my head said, “go on, beat your meat”
i had an equal opportunities wank
she’s not got any arms but her jugs couldn’t be finer
an equal opportunities wank
she’s not got any legs but she’s got a big vagina
as soon as i fell for her stumpy charms
i knew that i was hooked
i couldn’t wait to turn on my pc
and have another look
i spent that summer with my knob in my hand
and my eyes glued to the screen
i imagine my shaft thrusting in and out
of where those other chaps had been
i had an equal opportunities wank
she’s not got any arms but her jugs couldn’t be finer
an equal opportunities wank
she’s not got any legs but she’s got a big vagina
she really had a great big chuff
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