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lirik lagu toe jam – kuriyo, grady hatch, kowai, flocko tiel, & bruno bald

[verse 1: kuriyo]
sucking my d*ck like i’m beans on toast (ewwie)
requesting a knife fight you need it the most
dagger in your eye, dagger in your thought
its chilly my brother ill give you a coat (the red coats are coming!)
god save the queen
what i would give to uhh see her queef
run along little man legs in between
popping that p*ssy in 1418
nah you look like a muppet
looking like marmite i need u to suck it
royal guard sucking i need you to f*ck it
(oh no not the queen)
boston tea party i think someone farty (fart noise)
1812 knowing your war is real sharty
pull up so late failing math trigonometry
rip bozo diana celebrity
*gunshot* *tom scream* *gunshot* *tom scream*
oh yeah you already know who it is
(it’s ya boy awaeheaahhehehehaaaaeh)
it’s grady hatch rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[verse 2: grady hatch]
i’m a little baby i just went peepee p**poo in the backseat uh
i’m a little rabbit i go hop hop hop gimme carrot uh uh, ugh
my bad i’m back in the top 10
take ten f*ck that not an option
break bad put a snake in the toxins
but i brought tons say sh*t and dog em’
i ain’t never been a good guy i’m a star wars nerd i been feeling like the sith
every single time i drop a hit only time i ever miss is if we talking bout a b*tch
promise imma catch a f*cking snitch if they talking to a pig imma clean em’ like a dish uh
promise imma catch a f*cking b*tch if i pull up and i see you imma clean you like a fish uh
god dammit haha this is stupid
alright, just pass it on to the next person

[verse 3: kowai]
got a pump in sloppy shores
playin fortnite i got wh0res!
i go crazy in dusty divot
call me a frog i go ribbit!
pleasant park, my toes go bark
cranking 90s, make me fart
retail row, craft a bow
this ain’t fortnite dis sh*t crow!
i go c*wk c*wk…(yuh) i’m a crow!
i go gawk gawk…(what?) i’m a hoe
get some d*ck but ain’t no p*ssy
i sure look g*y but i ain’t no wussy!
tilted towers, mommy hours
jelly jam all in my trousers!
loot lake, i’m no fake
but to class, i’m always late!
grade my tests, eat her pests
eat that sh*t it’s the battle pass!
aheheheheh you already know who it is…
guess who’s next
[verse 4: flocko tiel]
12 o’clock on the dot, i’ve never been tardy
in salty springs i’m naughty
opposition approach my men will slide
i don’t even need my toolie
mandem put you to sleep like great king georgie
while we enjoying a orgie (okay)
my maiden tell me my d*ck is boring, so i put tea in her p*ssy
i take all my squires, line them up (what?) then take the l on your body
i can k!ll my opps with dots and dashes (what?), that’s just a regular morning (uh!)
she inquires of my whereabouts, i tell her i’m in birmingham (bl**dy h*ll!)
she wonders if i have two maidens, she don’t know i got two telegrams
hit my madam from the back (huh?), no you cannot get her due to the fact you’re a tw*t
phew, i have your maiden deflowered like poppy seeds, crack
pow! load up the musket tucked in tight i’m locked in i’m too hard like tungsten
alright i’m done

[verse 5: bruno bald]
i sharted all over the floor
she a funky fortnite wh0re
i came in all of her pores (yuck!)
she f*cked on all fours
p*ssy kinda lookin’ like smores
(mmm! yummy!)
picked up this fat b*tch it felt like a chore
threw her in a p*ss pit, i don’t even care anymore! (you devil dog!)
i pull out my musket (shing!)
i fingered her with my sword!
you know i don’t f*ck around
i smear sh*t all over the town (pfftttftft)
your mother smells like a cow
furthermore, i f*cked her she said ow! (yowwch!)
umm, actually (snorts snorts)
shut the f*ck up
akutukatkktatuiaktautaktautajktauti
you are the f*ck, you smell like a shmuck
you are a f*cking dumbass
you smell like sh*t
f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you in your assh0l**
hahahahahahhahaahhahaahahahahahahaha

[verse 6: winston churchill]
fam wtf are you taking the p*ss? the queen’s dead, f*ck off*

- kuriyo grady hatch kowai flocko tiel bruno bald

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